Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Akshak]

Granted but they slip right out of Activision's hands and right into EA Sports' hands - and everyone knows you were the brains of that move.

I wish people would keep the wishes out of the game and back in the fantasy world where I rule as Fartman, IcedWarrior broods more than an emo on Cutting Day and BearGod loves dry-humping Smokey The Bear.

[Wayne25uk]

Granted but im now the creator and just went all Game of Thrones Red Wedding on you!

I wish Akshak knew i did this because he left me out

[Blueobelisk]

granted. remember nzall/Scrooge McDuck/Don Vito Corleone? all me! the revelation startles you and you end up tripping over your own feet, straight into a puddle of water.

OH you're nzall. N***a you can't be changing your name all the time and expect me to remember!

I wish I had a fish.

Granted, you're a fisherman who was out fishing to make your living (btw your wife and kids hate you because they want more money) when you catch the biggest fish evah. But it doesn't fit on your boat and I show up to make the joke "we're gonna need a bigger boat" so they make a movie about me and you sink and drown.

Then later I come back with that bigger boat from my movie money and catch the same fish and go in Guiness World Records.

I wish Temperance would've remembered to bring a camera to Blue getting puked on by Miley.

Granted but nzall sells it to TMZ and he makes $100 for the photo, and with that $100 he buys a better camera and gets some embarrassing nude pictures of you.

I wish Akshak knew i did this because he left me out

Granted, Ashak rewrites that wish and includes everyone who isn't banned right now on this page.

I wish nzall was one of my sub drug dealers selling my product.

[Blood Fox]

granted,
but he is selling the product back to you

I wish i could kill people just by thinking about them badly.

[Akshak]

Granted but due to your rampant hate for the world you're now known as the man who killed Santa Claus, Kate Beckinsale, the entire residency of the Playboy Mansion and every female Cosplay attendee at ComicCon. Hope you know how to hide fracker!

I wish Blood Fox would've said no to joining Mynta's Mint Army - just say NO!

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, he said no the first time, but joined later anyways. Plus, he signed you up too.

I wish everyone was in my army.

[Blueobelisk]

Granted, your army is deemed as a threat and the United States military takes action. Your army is crippled but allowed to live (legs cut off, some lost eyes, some just got shot in the spine) and you're beheaded in front of national TV since you're the leader.

Oh and everyone not in your army had a cupcake and pancake party to celebrate. You guys fucking missed out.

I wish me and Ashak threw a pancake and cupcake party for MMO-C and only invited the people we liked.

[Deleted]

Granted, since you guys had a cupcake party i decided to revive Mynta a la Game of Thrones style so now she's like angry and wants to kill Blue and Akshak since they where the ones who betrayed her and you didn't invite her aswell.

I wish i had a better understanding of the dark arts so i could perfect my revival spell and use it on Akshak and Blueobelisk when they die.

[Deleted]

OH you're nzall. N***a you can't be changing your name all the time and expect me to remember!

wouldn't count on it. I have SO MUCH FUN confusing you and others. it does make it hard though to hold any semblance of status in the ret paladin theorycraft thread.

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Granted, since you guys had a cupcake party i decided to revive Mynta a la Game of Thrones style so now she's like angry and wants to kill Blue and Akshak since they where the ones who betrayed her and you didn't invite her aswell.

I wish i had a better understanding of the dark arts so i could perfect my revival spell and use it on Akshak and Blueobelisk when they die.

Granted, however, BlueObelisk is revived as a character in Progress Quest. His race is a vampiric hopgoblin (permanently high), his class is a devil monk and he dualwields salmon steaks.

I wish someone would FINALLY develop an amazing single player only LotR RPG in the style of the Witcher.

[Deleted]

wouldn't count on it. I have SO MUCH FUN confusing you and others. it does make it hard though to hold any semblance of status in the ret paladin theorycraft thread.

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Granted, however, BlueObelisk is revived as a character in Progress Quest. His race is a vampiric hopgoblin (permanently high), his class is a devil monk and he dualwields salmon steaks.

I wish someone would FINALLY develop an amazing single player only LotR RPG in the style of the Witcher.

Granted, but the world is attacked by robot space Nazis and permanently blind you with their space Nazi weaponry.

I wish John Dimaggio would dress up in a Jake the Dog costume and become my butler for the rest of times

[Blood Fox]

Granted, but hes onyly there to kill you then have his wayw ith your corpse... all in the costume.

I wish I could magically resurrect the mint army and help under mynta guidance lead it to victory! and what not

[Blueobelisk]

Wtf is with your avatar.

Granted, but Mynta is a horrible leader who only looks out for himself. Since you have access to magical powers Mynta puts you in a large kitchen to produce cupcakes and pancakes 24/7 since he was jealous I didn't invite you guys to the party we threw. But. Your magical shit isn't the same as my sweet tasting home made food, so the army gets sad and kills themselves.

I wish Blood Fox would die in every single game he ever plays the first opportunity presents itself. (Ex. If it's a mafia game, he gets NKed N1.)

[Blood Fox]

whats with YOUR avatar
dawww i think blue is just mad i kill him n1 every game rember that time iw as an illu and made you shoot yourself? fun times!

Granted but i get tired of dieing so much i find and kill anyone IRL who kills me in game

I wish blue's food killed anyone who ate it

[Blueobelisk]

Granted. Since my food is seemingly innocent but deadly I get hired by criminals to kill other people. I get rich and I get bitches.

My first job? Kill this weird Fox guy who pretends to be mafia online and then shows up randomly serial killing people in real life.

I wish Binkamus Prime knew that I admired the "Prime" part of his name because: Optimus Prime :OOO.

[Deleted]

Granted, You made me aware of that you admire the 'Prime' part of my name and therefore you just got awesome and access to any type power you want but since you only admire a part of my name you get a little part of the powers.

I wish Beargod would be Akshaks slave and in turn Akshak being Blueobelisks slave for a day.

[Deleted]

Granted, You made me aware of that you admire the 'Prime' part of my name and therefore you just got awesome and access to any type power you want but since you only admire a part of my name you get a little part of the powers.

I wish Beargod would be Akshaks slave and in turn Akshak being Blueobelisks slave for a day.

granted, but everyone on this thread, including you, Blue, Askshak and Beargod will in turn be my slave army. and i'm not talking about the "unpaid labor" kind... oh, and they'll have to wear whatever costume I want them to. but they only need to be my slave one week at a time.

I wish Blue became this week's slave and dressed up in an adult Ahsoka Tano costume, complete with the right gender.

[ghostkitteh]

Granted, but...you become next weeks? And Blue hates you forever.

I wish I had a cookie.

[Blood Fox]

Granted you now have living breathing pet cookie thaty has emotions and can feel pain

I wish they made sunblock that acutally blocked out the sun for the rest fof the day... no year.

[Deleted]

Granted, but...you become next weeks? And Blue hates you forever.

I wish I had a cookie.

so nothing really changes concerning Blue. thought it wouldn't.

Granted. your cookie is a special tracking cookie made by the US government which transmits every website you visit, even those you don't visit through any of the PRISM websites, and it also publicizes your credentials for every website you visit. oh, and it makes every page you visit redirect to a porn website after 10 seconds (2 seconds at work) with the volume set to max.

Btw, is moderation in this thread lighter than elsewhere? I got the idea that a lot of things said here which would insult people are skimmed over because the thread is far more lighthearted and everyone mostly realizes that everything is said jokingly.

I wish I was the ultimate human being.

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Granted you now have living breathing pet cookie thaty has emotions and can feel pain

I wish they made sunblock that acutally blocked out the sun for the rest fof the day... no year.

granted, but it makes you sweat profusely and everywhere you stand for more than 10 seconds leaves a big puddle beneath you.

[Deleted]

I think Mynta forgot her Banhammer somewhere, atleast don't remind her otherwise she might use it that reminds me i ate some food that was named Mynta today

Granted, you are the ultimate human being but you are locked up in a lab and the scientists perform horrible experiments on you every day to determine if you are the ultimate human being.

I wish Akshak and Beargod would be my maids for the day, yes maids and not butlers so i can see their humiliating expression on their faces