It has come to my attention that I'm not hipster enough. I've failed to post a complaint thread about WoD, but the time has come to rectify that.
My first reaction was that most people will agree that WoW just isn't what it used to be and we can find reasons to complain about everything that has happened since that fateful day when they allowed clams to stack.
I realize however that there is something even more important that must be changed as soon as possible.
Our underwear.
My toons have been wearing the same underwear since 2005 and something needs to be done about it. Now, you might say that aside from ERP we don't need to worry about a character's underwear, but I contend that just isn't thinking things through. Some of you are worried about better character models, despite the fact that most or all of the character is covered and you may be playing a druid anyway. I demand that resources be shifted to give that mailbox dancing Nelf a new set of undies, maybe even a choice of undies ... imagine having two pairs, an unthinkable luxury right now.
WoD means more /waggle, let's at least change our underwear. You never know when you might get hit by a Gronn.