I'm 13 and what is this?!

[Tradewind]

I don't even know how I feel about this, but this shit is actually happening...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...ool-bus-687543

JANUARY 22--A female high school student who was having sex in the back of a Pennsylvania school bus allegedly struck another pupil in the testicles after the younger onlooker “began to laugh and chuckle” when she “expelled wind” during the lewd performance, according to police.

...

“Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus,” wrote Jordan, who quickly turbocharged the narrative by adding, “The accused expelled wind from the vulva during coitus while at the back of the bus.” It appears that Trooper Jordan relied on the Urban Dictionary for a more artful definition of “queef.”

So many mixed emotions but goddammit my sides hurt right now.

[Kraenen]

it's pretty disturbing how kids these days think so callously and 'for granted' about sex.

[Tradewind]

The whole story just sounds so insane...like what the fuck?!

[Realsykes]

Why isn' the fact that they're having sex on the bus in public not stressed?

Was unaware that was, "normal."

[Tierbook]

You sure 4chan didn't just make this up? sounds like something they would do

[Immitis]

thems were the days

[Zigzagzoom]

And this is why I drive my kids to school


The police were called? So will she have to appear before a judge and explain the reason for the assault was due to her qweefing?

Not a straight face in court could be seen that day.

[Tradewind]

You sure 4chan didn't just make this up? sounds like something they would do

No but I'm sure there'll be some green text story years in the future about it:

> be 13
> hear that wet stank
> get elbowed in testicles

[Aeluron Lightsong]

What happens on the bus. STAYS ON THE BUS.

[Tierbook]

no but i'm sure there'll be some green text story years in the future about it:

> be 13
> hear that wet stank
> get elbowed in testicles

your to young to know this boy!

[Immitis]

What happens on the bus. STAYS ON THE BUS.

she shall forever be dubbed the "Bus Sex Queefer."

[Tradewind]

What happens on the bus. STAYS ON THE BUS.

Unless you open a window. I'd imagine due to the salacious nature of a bus fucker, it might be necessary.

[Cirque]

it's pretty disturbing how kids these days think so callously and 'for granted' about sex.

Why?

No seriously, why is that disturbing in any way? Not saying we should all bang each other in buses, but that's only because that would be really awkward for the other people. It's never okay to cause discomfort to others. I just don't see why sex should ever be treated as something less than normal. If you want sex to be something you do only once in your life with one person, great, but please don't judge those who like variety and quantity.

Sex is great and an act of love or at the very least affection, I honestly see no problem with it - rather sex than guns, no?

[Zantos]

I find it funny how she didn't get offended that the kid was watching, but found it horrible to such a degree as to hit him in his testicles when she quefed. As someone else said, wtf is up with the major headline being the nut shot and not the fact that she was having sex, on a bus, in front of other kids? Especially when she was doing around kids as young as 13. Could have easily been other kids much younger there.

[JohnBrown1917]

Is this what kids do now-a-days?

[Immitis]

Why?

No seriously, why is that disturbing in any way? Not saying we should all bang each other in buses, but that's only because that would be really awkward for the other people. It's never okay to cause discomfort to others. I just don't see why sex should ever be treated as something less than normal. If you want sex to be something you do only once in your life with one person, great, but please don't judge those who like variety and quantity.

Sex is great and an act of love or at the very least affection, I honestly see no problem with it - rather sex than guns, no?

a man cant make love to a woman the way he can make love to a gun its a fact.

[Tradewind]

a man cant make love to a woman the way he can make love to a gun its a fact.

Some can, and we feel bad for them, really.

[Belloc]

Hah, kids are so stupid. They're going to have shitty lives.

I had sex on a bus once, but I wasn't in high school and we were discreet :P

[Feali]

she shall forever be dubbed the "Bus Sex Queefer."

More like Teen LaQueefa.

[Gracin]

Where was she when I was riding the bus back in high school...