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    The Unstoppable Force THE Bigzoman's Avatar
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    Dating Profile only attracts fat women

    Well I can't help myself. I have to complain about the types of women that show interest in me.

    A sereis of threads a two months (or so) prompted me to create a dating profile just to see what kind of people I would attract. After a couple of months or so I recalled it's existence and decided to check visitors, likes, and messages.

    Nothing but overweight women.

    Nothing against them, but I just feel that i'm big enough for two people as it is.

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    If you're big enough for two already...

    I mean...what is your issue again, are you big and hoping to get a thin girl? Because sorry but, the odds are forever not in your favor.
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    Are they relatively the same size as you? If so that's the best you get unless you have money, property, or status. No one wants to date under them and everyone wants to date someone better physically speaking. Lose weight, put on muscle, and make a name for yourself

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    Sounds like you need a "No Fat Chix" bumper sticker. You can hold it up in the profile pic.
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    Women that dont typically naturally get attention in dating profiles have to go seek it out themselves. Thus, the fat chicks looking at your profile without any effort on your part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aviditas View Post
    If you're big enough for two already...

    I mean...what is your issue again, are you big and hoping to get a thin girl? Because sorry but, the odds are forever not in your favor.
    I'm not morbidly obese. If anything, im just overweight.

    Trying to cut down from 240 to 200 in the next 6 months though. Given my height (about 6'1=6'2) I carry my weight fairly well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Well I can't help myself. I have to complain about the types of women that show interest in me.

    A sereis of threads a two months (or so) prompted me to create a dating profile just to see what kind of people I would attract. After a couple of months or so I recalled it's existence and decided to check visitors, likes, and messages.

    Nothing but overweight women.

    Nothing against them, but I just feel that i'm big enough for two people as it is.
    Bigzo ain't into PAWGs, huh? Or are these fat with an F?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    I'm not morbidly obese. If anything, im just overweight.

    Trying to cut down from 240 to 200 in the next 6 months though. Given my height (about 6'1=6'2) I carry my weight fairly well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    I'm not morbidly obese. If anything, im just overweight.

    Trying to cut down from 240 to 200 in the next 6 months though. Given my height (about 6'1=6'2) I carry my weight fairly well.
    I don't mean to be rude, but that's pretty big. Why are you expecting a thin girl when you're 240 at 6'1? I'm 6'1 and 175 and I'm a little chubby, 6'1 and 240 is definitely large.

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    uhm, tell them to come back when they've lost weight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post

    Nothing against them, but I just feel that i'm big enough for two people as it is.
    Well, you cant expect to get a supermodel if you're overweight yourself. Get some weights (Or one of them overweights) and start working out. Girls are shallow, that's just how it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    Well I can't help myself. I have to complain about the types of women that show interest in me.

    A sereis of threads a two months (or so) prompted me to create a dating profile just to see what kind of people I would attract. After a couple of months or so I recalled it's existence and decided to check visitors, likes, and messages.

    Nothing but overweight women.

    Nothing against them, but I just feel that i'm big enough for two people as it is.
    What kinds of things does your profile have on it?
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    So you're fat not wanting fat girls...
    Ok..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    Cause you're black.
    I guess black just makes fat white women look thinner.

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    Also, just adding. You gotta face that you've become overweight, I ignored it for longer than I want to say.. I was basically convincing myself that I was just bulky. No, I was fat and huge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonheart Maiden View Post
    What kinds of things does your profile have on it?
    Food
    /heehee

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE Bigzoman View Post
    I guess black just makes fat white women look thinner.
    Dont black men like oversized bottoms?

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    Nothing good comes easy...that's not to say that a woman's weight determines value, but many people that have nothing to lose are often go-getters, and in the online dating game (nightmare) people WILL come to you, and usually the ones that are desperate.

    It's mostly questionable people just looking for sex. I wouldn't bother.
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    if you're 6'2 than 220 is more than a suitable weight

    Push ups til you drop, sit ups til its stings, an 20-30min jogging. Flood self with water. You'll be fine


    Oh! an get a decent hair cut an iron your fucking shirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonheart Maiden View Post
    What kinds of things does your profile have on it?
    Nothing you haven't seen on the post an image of yourself.

    Was just an experiment to see my market value. In an actual dating context, it's pretty shitty.

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