"Just because you read it on the internet, doesn't mean the person actually said it." - Thomas Jefferson
you are a monster hunter, but the real hunt is doing every sidequest, and getting as much booty as one can
Ok you make two parallel line going up and down then across the middle. Then you and a friend decide who is going to be X and who is going to be O and you take turns one after the other.
Then the government arrests you.
Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis
You meet people you'll never speak a word with, and develop the strongest friendships instantly. Knitting pieces of cloth together and burping out irrelevant tones are the best things in life. Guaranteed to make you feel all the feels.
Hint: Play through may vary anywhere between 10 minutes and 4 hours.
You start out as a Bounty Hunter and end up rescuing a machine created being from a Dungeon before your partner takes an attack for you that eventually kills her.
Facing the dangers of different universe yet you remain unscathed. Swiftly or Slowly you move, Either to kill in silence or embark a war against your brother.
1. You can go travel around in space and kill stuff/explore planets/kill more stuff/loot.
2. You can bang aliens.
(you can obviously do way more but I want to be vague) :>
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Armory: https://worldofwarcraft.com/en-us/ch.../dalaran/ryuji
Song that's currently stuck in my head: pretty much anything from Dance With the Dead
You are a manager of an underground facility trying to expand it while fighting with a horde of trespassers in shiny armors.
I thnik that no hint is necessary
If yes - Hint: demons are involved.
Allegedly heterosexual men roll around on the ground with one another while wearing little more than their underwear. There's also women who do the exact same thing, but surprisingly enough, that isn't the game's main focus.
In one game mode, you create your own character with which to do this.
Band of Thieves kidnaps a princess and go on an adventure around the world. Princess is actually the one who hired the thieves because she wanted to be kidnapped. Her parent is crazy and ends up starting a near world war.
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Journey? 10 chars?
You fight a panty-thief gnome on a bed while your parents have sex, then you can perform an abortion on your friend's father just before being attacked by a giant nazi aborted fetus.
If after that you don't buy it I don't understand.