#1 Hype-Thread Shitposter - Overlord of the Hypethread
All hail the one true King. @Bjoramier of Lordaeron
This thread is so funny at the moment.
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
Haha that looks so fake. The "C" in Warcraft doesn't even look like its the same font.
from bliz con text adventure
You close your eyes and consider what it might have been like to live as a sauropod. The sounds of the crowd fade as your imagination whirs to life, replacing the excitement of the convention with the serene rustling of tree tops at eye level.
Glyptops plicatulus slowly crawls across the landscape. You watch as the ancient turtle makes a path through the conifers and stops to rest beside a nearby lake.
Contemplate life as a Jurassic turtle.
You put your tiny brontosaurus brain to work in conjuring a simulacrum of the creature's daily existence. You attempt to peer above the trees to scan for predators, but your short little turtle neck won't allow it.
Your brontosaurus mind is unable to cope with the concept of life as a shorter-necked creature. You begin stomping and thrashing about with your massive prehistoric body. Leaves fall from the shaking trees and coat the forest floor. With the turtle now similarly covered and thus out of view, the anxiety begins to subside.
Last edited by delphiskye; 2017-11-01 at 10:11 PM. Reason: reasoning
#1 Hype-Thread Shitposter - Overlord of the Hypethread
Blademasters are as much Warriors as Navy Seals are Soldiers.
A possible thought of a Blademaster about Warriors
"They shout, they curse, stabbing wildly; more brawlers than warriors. They make a wondrous mess of things. Brave amateurs, they do their part"
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#1 Hype-Thread Shitposter - Overlord of the Hypethread