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    Stood in the Fire Cryptoriana's Avatar
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    Sylvanas belly armor theory

    Maybe she found a way to get preggers and has a baby bump going. And she wants to hide it from everyone.
    #TeamSylvanas

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    Maybe the baby is Medan.

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    Undead elf gives birth to.. anti-christ?

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    And mugmug is the father.

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    Probably something closer to "this highly sexualized character, who's entire purpose was to give the horde at least a tiny bit of eye-candy could make the regressive left angry. And since overwatch's entire fanbase is the regressive left, we need to pre-pander."
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    She could have been wounded before legion, and there's now a giant hole through her midriff. The armor covers it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSN View Post
    She could have been wounded before legion, and there's now a giant hole through her midriff. The armor covers it up!
    Who created your avatar?

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    what even is this topic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptoriana View Post
    Maybe she found a way to get preggers and has a baby bump going. And she wants to hide it from everyone.
    Interesting theory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twh View Post
    Who created your avatar?
    I drew it myself a couple of years back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cryptoriana View Post
    Maybe she found a way to get preggers and has a baby bump going. And she wants to hide it from everyone.
    Thanks i actually laughed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSN View Post
    She could have been wounded before legion, and there's now a giant hole through her midriff. The armor covers it up!
    Damn your avatar is sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highwhale View Post

    Damn your avatar is sexy.
    :^)

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    That's same excuse from you and so many others on this website and your right some of threads do bully high elf fans to a point where they might end up losing their minds to a point of a mass shooting.
    Holy shit lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    :^)

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    What? Avatar is really sexy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highwhale View Post
    What? Avatar is really sexy.
    :^)

    /10char

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    It's where she stores all the salt alliance players generate because their faction leader literally cries when his team starts losing.

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    Stop.

    End the thread.

    The shitposts are too much.

    TOO MUCH

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    Who needs armor or any clothing for that matter when you got thick plot armor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vondoo View Post
    :^)

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    Would bang 10/10!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GSN View Post
    She could have been wounded before legion, and there's now a giant hole through her midriff. The armor covers it up!
    I mean Godfrey Did shoot her in the back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highwhale View Post
    Damn your avatar is sexy.
    Sometimes this forum reminds everyone exactly who the target audience is.

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