Whenever i see a question about how fast the Flash is this is what i think of:
and yet somehow things like this happen:
Last edited by Evil Midnight Bomber; 2017-12-08 at 04:55 AM.
“The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand. We listen to reply,” Stephen Covey.
I'm sure it's been brought up, but at one point the Flash raced a being that possessed the power of Instantaneous Movement, i.e. being able to go from one place to the next in an instant. Flash beat him. How? Because the Flash is conceptually the fastest thing ever, because he gets his powers from the Speed Force, the literal concept of speed itself given form and power. He is infinitely fast and as fast as he needs to be for any given circumstance. He's so fast that he's faster than something that's instantaneous. That's how fast the Flash is.
But yeah, he still fucks up because the comic book writers need him to.
Scientists need to stop naming things that big or small or powerful, because as soon as they hear those words comic book writers start making patently impossible statements with them.
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Technically "instantaneous" means "at the speed of light" in the real world, which Flash is somehow faster than... so it "makes sense" :P
Nightcrawler doesn't have the superhuman level of perception to travel genuinely fast. Flash does.
Even if we consider a Flash that isn't ridiculously fast, the level of perception needed to travel at great speeds is still superhuman. Superman, Silver Surfer are similar.
Quicksilver's level of perception is so high he it has essentially turned him into a dickhead:
Laughed at the 'science' part.
Part of the reason for that is actually because of all the overpowered bullshit heroes DC makes.
I mean, think of it from this perspective. You live in a world where fucking Superman exists. Imagine if that was a daily occurrence in your city. A skyscraper is collapsing downtown, and suddenly Superman just appears and pushes it back into place and holds it up while the construction crews show up to fix it.
You are Lex Luthor, an essentially ordinary human, and you decide to be a super-villain, in Supermans city - despite his existence. <--- That sentence already makes Lex Luthor more interesting than Superman has been in all his movie iterations combined (ignoring his comic iterations, because there are actually some good superman comics out there, but his typical movie persona is his worst).
The same applies to Joker. Batman is in your city, and he's essentially so rich, brilliant, etc - that he can break the fourth wall and construct his own plot armor. You decide that not only are you going to be a super-villain in his city, after Batman's rise to power - but you actually often succeed at it. Not only is Joker a villain in a world where Batman is a thing, Joker kind of wins most storylines - as essentially just being a dude. He usually wins by redefining the finish line 3/4ths of the way through the story - but a win none the less.
Even take this Wonder Woman movie as example (best DCU movie so far, top 5 comic movies IMO). You know why Ares was pretty compelling in this movie? Because he's kind of the underdog, technically. Sure, he's the full-fledged god of war and Diana is only a demi-god, but Diana was literally created to kill gods: she is the godkiller. She doesn't know her power, she doesn't know how to wield it, she doesn't know that she's the godkiller - but the audience knows this pretty early on. Even if you go in not knowing her backstory, you still are told the sword she wields is the Godkiller Sword. It doesn't matter that Ares is a god, when Wonder Woman and/or her sword were created expressly to kill gods (and specifically, Ares himself, not just any old god).
Good story-telling requires a challenge to overcome, a struggle against destiny, improbable odds, fierce determination, winning through guile not force, etc - that doesn't describe Superman, Batman, or Wonder Woman. The elements of good story-telling describe Lex Luthor, Joker, and Ares.
The Dark Knight is compelling because the Joker kind of wins the whole movie. The bank robbery is a success. The Joker then financially ruins every other gang in the city, something Batman has been trying to do for years. Batman's strategic plan is to replace himself with Harvey Dent, Joker succeeds in corrupting Dent into Two-Face: ruining Batman's long-term strategy for normality in an insane world. The Joker succeeds in showing Gotham it's true self, though it's not quite as insane as he hoped (at least, not quite as insane as he is). Even the ending is essentially a Pyrrhic victory for Batman - he caught Joker - but Joker makes him realize the extent he needed to go to win meant violating the privacy of every person in the city and becoming a technological dictator. Joker is caught, but Batman's unerring conviction to justice also makes him a brutal violent criminal willing to do anything: Joker wins the argument.
Despite everything that Batman is, The Dark Knight is a story about a plucky human villain overcoming the odds to beat a superhero renowned for being unbeatable (ex. "...because I'm Batman!"). Not only did Joker beat Batman, but by doing so he humanized Batman for us - he can be beaten. That is what made TDK the best super hero movie to date.
Thank you, O WISE ONE, for looking into your crystal ball of objective purity to tell us what good storytelling is!
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Use your brain for half a second and think outside the 21st century. Great works of literature often include stories of unbelievably powerful heroes simply accomplishing great things - and that's fucking great. I'm so tired of this myopic "DC HEROES TOO STRONK" argument. Just off the top of my head:
Heracles (Greece) - Good at everything. Strong, smart, etc. Accomplishes insane feats. End story.
Sampson (Bible) - Basically invincible. Gives away his invincibility, then gets it back to perform a heroic sacrifice.
Achilles (Greece) - Raging invulnerable badass whose heel is literally the inspiration for Kryptonite.
Roland (Frankia) - Paladin with a leggo weapon who does finally die, but defies an awful lot of attempts on his life. Also Archbishop Turpin.
Beowulf (Old England) - Legendary knight who defies death countless times.
Could go on, but no need. History has shown us that, truthfully, the "tragic" or "flawed" hero is really a modern creation. Previously, the idea of heroic literature (and the idea with DC comics, I think) is to portray Good and Evil in their strongest, starkest terms and their greatest conceivable forms. This doesn't preclude the idea of sacrifice or mean that your good-guys are totally invincible. Still, I think the post-Christian love affair with anti-heroes (and that's really what it is) is a reflection on how society views the world... and I think it speaks volumes.
I think there's a time and place for heroes big and small.
Grant Morrison's All Star Superman is a great story of an extra powerful Superman.
When Silver Surfer was given his own ongoing series in the '80's they immediately put him in outer space. Where stuff is actually dangerous to him. Like the In-Betweener and Galactus fighting in the middle of a black hole dangerous. Definitely won't see that in the new issue of Punisher.
Beowulf is the youngest example on your list and he's 1000 years old. Essentially every attempt to bring these old heroes to the modern world has failed. Their historical significance in literature doesn't automatically mean they are examples of good storytelling.
Because it's a more accurate portrayal of the way the world really works, that's also why it's good story-telling. Heroes who are just immutable, unstoppable forces for good don't explain the problem of evil: and essentially all heroic stories relate back to this problem. Anti-heroes do.Could go on, but no need. History has shown us that, truthfully, the "tragic" or "flawed" hero is really a modern creation. Previously, the idea of heroic literature (and the idea with DC comics, I think) is to portray Good and Evil in their strongest, starkest terms and their greatest conceivable forms. This doesn't preclude the idea of sacrifice or mean that your good-guys are totally invincible. Still, I think the post-Christian love affair with anti-heroes (and that's really what it is) is a reflection on how society views the world... and I think it speaks volumes.
Achilles sounds pretty heroic when you are on the side of Greece, he's probably a lot less glossy when you view him from the side of Troy. He's an invulnerable weapon of mass destruction that showed up on our shore and started murdering our city. Hercules sounds pretty cool when he's slaying monsters - but what did that poor Hydra ever do to him? He was just chilling in his cave until some home invader broke in and started stabbing him in the night.
Also, your synopsis is intentionally avoiding the old heroes character flaws: I'm sure you realized. Hercules like most Greek heroes sleeps around - he also dies because his wife gets fed up and poisons him so badly he eventually self-immolates because the poison isn't enough to finish him and the agony is unbearable. The dude had a flaw, and it killed him. Ditto for Achilles - the entire Illiad is essentially about the flaw of pride/arrogance: every single incident is a different short-story on pride/arrogance, including Achilles's death.
I agree that there is a marked difference between the old heroes and the modern variety, but there is a Chekov's Gun in every old hero too: that usually leads to their downfall. We've just gotten better at incorporating their flaws into their lives, rather than hinting at them occasionally and then only reintegrating their flaw into their death.
For every one of your examples, there's generally a counter example. Odyssus, for one. Oedipus. Icarus, for the Greeks. The Odyssey was a much more important work in Greek literature, and it was entirely about a flawed hero trying to stumble his way back home.
The Bible? Oh man, Job? Jonah? So many flawed sinners in that book, who were heroes. The greatest king of Israel, David, murdered his friend so he could sleep with his wife.
It's kind of disingenuous to suggest that the archetype of the "flawed hero" is a modern invention.
Me thinks Chromie has a whole lot of splaining to do!
No one and nothing is faster than The Flash: Barry Allen. He is the speed of thought and idea- he is supposed to be comic books.
Night Crawlers teleport is not instaneous, he crosses into another dimension and the delay is perceivable to everyone else.