Poll: Which Pillow is a better gift?

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    Ok seriousness: Let’s talk about pillows






    Alright I’m almost done Christmas shopping but I could use some opinions. I’m down to a few friends and loved ones and I felt what says I love you like a pillow. So if the two which would you like to get from a coworker or friend?

    My Pillow or Purple pillow, which says I love you and wish you a comfortable loving restful night sleep and which one says here you go I don’t really care if you are eaten to death by Gremlins?
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    #boycottchina

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thurin View Post


    soz, I just do a little bit..
    Fug yew, i was gonna link that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    That looks like the most asinine invention ever as far as pillows go.

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    Other as always. Lichs don't sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thurin View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thurin View Post


    soz, I just do a little bit..
    I never knew so much science went into my pillow trying to kill me.

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    Terrifying inspiration for sleeping hmmm?
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    Honestly i thought My Pillow would be shit. But that thing is comfy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    That looks like the most asinine invention ever as far as pillows go.
    It’s supposed to be developed by scientists doing science to make a better pillow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    It’s supposed to be developed by scientists doing science to make a better pillow.
    Finally scientist that deal with the important matters!

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    Well whatever it is - only synthetic pillows are good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerilis View Post
    Finally scientist that deal with the important matters!
    Damn true, why I'd love humanity diverting all the resources into developing better pillows and coffee machines. The dream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post
    It’s supposed to be developed by scientists doing science to make a better pillow.
    I mean, I'm sure it's a great pillow for people who sleep on their backs like a corpse in a coffin.

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    I have 2 pillows I use and have had for years and do not remember where I got them or how much. But knowing me, they were cheap ones, because I have no problems sleeping. My wife gets upset because I will be asleep before she finishes her prayers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sydänyö View Post
    That looks like the most asinine invention ever as far as pillows go.
    Might as well sleep on a cracker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Video Games View Post
    This is just precious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mall Security View Post




    Alright I’m almost done Christmas shopping but I could use some opinions. I’m down to a few friends and loved ones and I felt what says I love you like a pillow. So if the two which would you like to get from a coworker or friend?

    My Pillow or Purple pillow, which says I love you and wish you a comfortable loving restful night sleep and which one says here you go I don’t really care if you are eaten to death by Gremlins?
    Fun fact the owner of my pillow was an enormous crack addict when he first invented the pillow.

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    I want a dakimakura!


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    Whichever one has a picture of a naked anime girl printed on it.

    I was given a Sobakawa buckwheat pillow, and loved it. It's quite comfy and supportive, and doesn't get hot in the middle of the night.
    The reports of my death were surprisingly well-sourced and accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dispraise View Post
    Whichever one has a picture of a naked anime girl printed on it.

    I was given a Sobakawa buckwheat pillow, and loved it. It's quite comfy and supportive, and doesn't get hot in the middle of the night.
    That sounds interesting!

    I'm still using the three $10 pillows I bought from Wally World 3-4 years ago. Maybe its time for new ones again...

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    They are not as good at muffling gunshot noises as movies would have you believe......I hear.

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