But but, I need to get online to stream woodworking, sculpting, and painting videos! My telescope also needs a link to GPS and telemetry data so it can auto-track celestial objects. A guitar costs money, and so do crafting supplies, and I'll need to stream videos for that too. And I'll need to be online to see what books I'm supposed to read!
...you know this is sarcasm.
Everyone should seriously attempt a month where they do nothing online except check email.