30 Year Old Virgins here lool

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It's actually depressing to think this is a thing. It reflects very poorly upon our society.

[XangXu]

My message to all those virgins out there.

Sex is absurdly overrated and only feels slightly better than jerking it with your hand.

A woman's pussy cannot be tightened or loosened (don't tell me about flexing. don't)

Your hand can. Fleshlights can.

Countered.

[Proham]

30 year old virgin male here, I am doing just fine.

[Progenitor Aquarius]

30 year old virgin male here, I am doing just fine.

Did you just create new acccount to post this?

[Proham]

long time lurker I just made the account a few days ago.

[TheRainman]

How sad your life is when you're 30 year old virgin

Lol OP just had sex for the first time at age 29

[Razorice]

A woman's pussy cannot be tightened or loosened (don't tell me about flexing. don't)

Your hand can. Fleshlights can.

Countered.

Who's the guy/chick that made you hate sex so much?

Saying Masturbation > Sex is just plain stupid.
Sex =/= what you see in porn FYI.

[XangXu]

Who's the guy/chick that made you hate sex so much?

Saying Masturbation > Sex is just plain stupid.
Sex =/= what you see in porn FYI.

I did. Also, too much sex made my pelvis hurt the next day. It's not fun.

Also, what you see in porn is more fun, more exotic, more fantasy.

Sex is just emotional baggage, often with a bad outcome. Plus, when you finish, there aren't any guilty feelings or quesitoning of manhood because your girl is still hot and heavy.

You just clean up. Get a snack. Get back to whatever you were doing.


Plus with fleshlights you can buy one that have like, alien ribs inside. Ones that are really tight. The possibilitie are endless.

[orderschvank]

My message to all those virgins out there.

Sex is absurdly overrated and only feels slightly better than jerking it with your hand.

that's your experience though. for me sex with my GF is waaaay better than masturbation. the whole heat of the moment of being wrapped around each other and pressing up against eachother's sweaty bodies just adds sooooooo much feeling to it. can't get that with my hand lol.

[Razorice]

I did. Also, too much sex made my pelvis hurt the next day. It's not fun.

Not sure if serious, but you made me laugh. thank you

that's your experience though. for me sex with my GF is waaaay better than masturbation. the whole heat of the moment of being wrapped around each other and pressing up against eachother's sweaty bodies just adds sooooooo much feeling to it. can't get that with my hand lol.

Omg. Please, don't stop. Do keep writing.

[Yassy]

I realized after getting engaged that masturbation and money has many many fine points

[Orby]

How sad your life is when you're 30 year old virgin

I wouldn't know, why don't you tell us

[Dezerte]

The longest foreplay ever.

[Everwake]

"I'm mad because I got banned, so now I will make a juvenile thread because I'm not mature enough to handle my anger".

[XangXu]

Not sure if serious, but you made me laugh. thank you



Omg. Please, don't stop. Do keep writing.

I'm serious. It was not fun having to stand all day the next day at work.

[Razorice]

See, there's good times, and there's also bad times I've had. Bad times are when my wife just isn't into it and is having sex with me just to humor me. In those cases she just kinda lays there like a dead fish till I'm done. Now if I can tell she's not into it, I just jerk off in the bathroom. Lazy sex is awful.

Gotta agree with that.
Nothing destroys your libido more than "Just get it over with" position :/

[XangXu]

I realized after getting engaged that masturbation and money has many many fine points

And marriage has a skyrotting fail rate.

Have fun watching the love for your one and only fade and shrivel up into resentment. That's the BEST part.

[Razorice]

And marriage has a skyrotting fail rate.

Have fun watching the love for your one and only fade and shrivel up into resentment. That's the BEST part.

Yeah, but if you know how to press the right buttons angry sex is fucking awesome.

[TJ]

You have money, more time, and no one to bitch at you.

Sounds pretty amazing honestly.

That has nothing to do with being a virgin...

A relationship is miles better than being single, not sure why people assume that the person that you are in a relationship with is an asshole. If they are, then you're with the wrong person, the right person makes your life much better and enjoyable.

Nothing against people that are single, both have their perks, but speaking from experience I can easily say that being in a relationship is way better.

[XangXu]

Yeah, but if you know how to press the right buttons angry sex is fucking awesome.

Well ... that just comes down to personal prefrence I guess.