Scenario: You can only have this for the rest of your life

[Jayburner]

you guys all act like you didn't get an for christmas.

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what about off my boobs? mustard or ketchup?

[Schattenlied]

ketchup, definitely, and I don't even use it on my fries... A burger without it though just wouldn't be right, to me.

[Zuben]

Does it include foods enriched with mustard during the cooking process? If so, I choose mustard, otherwise ketchup.

[Ornerybear]

MUSTARD I can use it for so much more than ketchup and it comes in so many varieties.

[Kapadons]

Ketchup.


Mustard tastes like what I assume a bowl full of unwashed assholes would taste like.

[Deleted]

Mustard. Ketchup is basically just red sugar with a bit of artificial tomato flavor added...

[Shadowferal]

Mustard can have several tastes, including spicy.
But ketchup is...catsup...

I'll take mustard.

[the game]

ketchup. goes on everything. just like american cheese slices.

[Splenda]

Mustard. I looooooooooooove mustard. Ketchup is so blah.

[Snazzeropath]

Thank god I don't like either. Cholula on everything. Everything.

[Harry Botter]

Ketchup can fuck off.....I like Mustard on too many things.

[Deleted]

enjoy your french fries and mustard.

You mean french fries with salt. Perhaps a sprinkling of malt vinegar.

Still annoys me that KFC stopped stocking their condiments tray with vinegar sachets.

[Jayburner]

You mean french fries with salt. Perhaps a sprinkling of malt vinegar.

Still annoys me that KFC stopped stocking their condiments tray with vinegar sachets.

malt vinegar gets me upset too.

[Othraerir]

we don't do ketchup around these parts, so mustard i guess

i never have mustard though.

[Rustedsaint]

Mustard I seldom use ketchup now a days, even on frenchfries they either plan or dunked in dat mayonnaise

[belfpala]

Mustard
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Mustard.

Only quoting so I can hit 10char.


Edit to go way beyond 10char:
Anyone who says otherwise is a culinary troglodyte who deserves shame shoveled into their face in the form of tomato puree spiked with sugar and ....

Anyway, Mustard. Mustard. Mustard. All kinds. Brown and grainy, smooth and yellow, sourced from Dijon France, sourced as seeds and used in pickling and.... ok I'll stop.

[-aiko-]

The only mustard I like is honey mustard, with extreme bias towards the honey.

So that's an easy win for ketchup.

[Swizzington]

I've never ate mustard D:

[durrtygoodz]

I could give up both. I use HP sauce for bacon sandwiches, and mayonaise for fries/chips.

[shaunika123]

Mustard 100%

the only thing I use ketchup on are fries, and I can just switch to BBQ sauce for that.

whereas I fucking love mustard on almost anything