I'm pointing out how ironic it seems for you to state that a separate version of the game is the most retarded idea thinkable to man when WoW Classic itself is a separate version of WoW Retail. I know it's not what you meant, but it's what you wrote.
Everything else you're writing here you're just projecting because I didn't even talk to you about alternate realities or fantasize about anything. All I'm doing is saying you're over reacting :/