1. Eddie Murphy
2. Dave Chappelle
3. Louis C.K
4. Kevin Hart
5. Sarah Silverman
(I tried to stay away from people who were either dead, or not purely stand up comics in the traditional sense.)
Honorable Mentions
Writers
Mel Brooks
Conan O'Brian
Jimmy Kimmel
Stephan Colbert.
R.I.P
Richard Pryor
George Carlin
Don Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Robin Williams
Dane Cook
Rob Schneider Just kidding these last too are horrible!