Metal gear survive Dont waste your money

[Yunru]

10$ for a character slot
Always online
Generic zombie survival game
...and so on



Some gameplay so you can see how bad it is:


And steam reviews....full of sarcazm:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/54..._GEAR_SURVIVE/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidth.../#6a3cc624e888

So yeah, konami made servers not work on purpose so the game cannot be revieved at all even by those that got early copies.


2.3 user score on metacritic:
http://www.metacritic.com/game/plays...l-gear-survive
And 60 for the 1.st critic.

[Deleted]

How does the steam review have so many good reviews. Isn't this game absolute trash?

one review on meta critic giving a 10/10 >.>. Is giving bullshit reviews a meme now?

"Pretty good game, NEXT GOTY,The game has great graphics , good gameplay, lots of weapons and thinking
Graphics-9
Sound-10
Gameplay-10
Story-9
Multiplayer-9
Replay Value-10
Overall-9.7"

[Yunru]

How does the steam review have so many good reviews. Isn't this game absolute trash?

Its beta, the original was made worse from what i hear.

[Deleted]

Its beta, the original was made worse from what i hear.

Wait steam allow beta reviews to remain after the game is goes into full release?

[Yunru]

Wait steam allow beta reviews to remain after the game is goes into full release?

Seems like it (or just a bug).
Here is one of more trustworty ones:

Not Recommended
2.8 hrs last two weeks / 2.8 hrs on record
Posted: 22 Feb @ 5:30am

The Beta was a scam to get you to buy the full game, literal week long timers to get ♥♥♥♥ing potatoes to grow, ♥♥♥♥ off.
Game itself is just MGS with spears and♥♥♥♥♥♥ not worth 40 dollars, maybe 15, it's a glorified mod, along with all of the ♥♥♥♥ing insane microtransactions, it's a real hunk of♥♥♥♥♥♥konami just plopped into steam, i regret even buying it, and i hope steam refunds me, as this piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥will haunt my steam library for time eternal
Story is bad
Writing is bad
only positive thing i can say is the MGS3 style medic system is good, and the sounds when you eat sound like you're getting a BJ

Its posible that Konami made some of the positive ones. As some of the positive ones that i read are a bit....suspicious reviews.
They would go that low.

[therealstegblob]

It's worth it to note that on Steam, when you go to make a review, the review is automatically set to thumbs up, so lots of times people leave a negatively written review but the review is still a thumbs up.

Used to be worse. In the old days, there was literally no way to review a game without giving it a thumbs up. You couldn't even leave a negative review because it was listed as a 'recommendation'.

[Super Kami Dende]

You mean Konami used the Metal Gear name to make a bunch of money off Pre-orders and Fans buying day one before they realised it was shit.

Well colour me shocked.

[Jtbrig7390]

Posted about it awhile back, As soon as the MT's and Always Online leaked what little interest I had died.

Kinda funny the live release is even worse but not surprising at all.

[Stormspark]

You mean Konami used the Metal Gear name to make a bunch of money off Pre-orders and Fans buying day one before they realised it was shit.

Well colour me shocked.

The funny thing...it's an asset flip. It's no different from any of the million "zombie survival" Unity asset flips on Steam. In some ways it's worse than a lot of them. Oh, and the enemies have Bad Dragon dildos on their heads. Seriously, I'm not making this up. I think it's actually a Bad Dragon dildo model (as I said, it's an asset flip).

If you want fake Metal Gear with stuff in it that looks like it came from Bad Dragon, just watch Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen. You'll be MUCH more entertained. There's some nice eye candy to look at that's not asset flipped. It's much cheaper. And Konami won't make any money off of it.

How does the steam review have so many good reviews. Isn't this game absolute trash?

one review on meta critic giving a 10/10 >.>. Is giving bullshit reviews a meme now?

"Pretty good game, NEXT GOTY,The game has great graphics , good gameplay, lots of weapons and thinking
Graphics-9
Sound-10
Gameplay-10
Story-9
Multiplayer-9
Replay Value-10
Overall-9.7"

It's called Konami paying people to post good reviews. Or just forcing their employees to do it.

[nVIDIA]

Kojima fan detected

[Jtbrig7390]

Kojima fan detected

Has nothing to do with Kojima, Put his name on the box and the game would still be shit.

[barackopala]

Kojima fan detected

Take out the metal gear franchise and it suddenly becomes a shitty survival game with microtransactions added to it

[ONCHEhap]

Take out the metal gear franchise and it suddenly becomes a shitty survival game with microtransactions added to it

"it's alright,no need to make a good game,people will buy the metal gear name anyways" -Konami

[dope_danny]

i ended up buying it. i heard the story gets retarded and its confirmed later monster designs are all Matsuhiro Ito -monster designer for the first 4 silent hill games- and since i had £20 store credit at GAME from dumping off some xbone games gathering dust it was no big deal.

I'm hoping its funny bad not no memes sky bad.

[Arrashi]

I think everyone expected it to be just as bad as it is.

[TheRainman]

You mean Konami used the Metal Gear name to make a bunch of money off Pre-orders and Fans buying day one before they realised it was shit.

Well colour me shocked.

Pretty much this. They're cashing in on the MGS name now that Kojima is gone. They use nothing but maps from 5, with dumbed down controls. Like someone else said, it's a mod.

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"it's alright,no need to make a good game,people will buy the metal gear name anyways" -Konami

Yeah, well at least one time they will. Maybe twice. I cant see them being able to milk it much longer without Kojima.

[Jtbrig7390]

This is just the icing on the cake.



TLDW: You can not use Metal Gear Survive to meet people and date them its in the TOS......

https://imgur.com/zqOs8yr.gif

Let's not put massive embedded gifs in threads, please. -Edge

[ONCHEhap]

This is just the icing on the cake.



TLDW: You can not use Metal Gear Survive to meet people and date them its in the TOS......

https://imgur.com/zqOs8yr.gif

I think the best part is that they felt the need to add that in the TOS

Why?

[AwkwardSquirtle]

"it's alright,no need to make a good game,people will buy the metal gear name anyways" -Konami

They're not wrong unfortunately. From the minimal effort put in it sounds like they'll have no trouble making their money back.

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I think the best part is that they felt the need to add that in the TOS

Why?

because this is a super serious game that you should take super seriously of course.

[Jtbrig7390]

I think the best part is that they felt the need to add that in the TOS

Why?

I don't know maybe to avoid any lawsuits like if two people meet up in MGS get married and than divorced because one of them realized the game was shit and the other disagree's.