What's for Desert?

[Pterodactylus]

I made a strudel with fresh raspberries from the garden. The versatility of strudels is underrated. One can put so many different fillings in them.

Did you laminate your own dough or buy it? If the former is it a yeasted pastry dough? Or what did you do?

[Chromeshellking]

I don't know about Strudels...I guess Cacti?

I dug one of those out of the strip in front of my house because my moron of a brother thought it was just the most awesome thing. I have never fucking hated that plant so much having to dig that fucker out and the amount of orange little spines BURYING THEMSELVES IN MY HANDS, PANTS AND SOCKS HAS NEVER IRKED ME SO DAMNED MUCH!!!! UGHHHHHHH!!!!

[Milchshake]

Did you laminate your own dough or buy it? If the former is it a yeasted pastry dough? Or what did you do?

I buy it. I'm so hopeless with dough, my pie and pizza crusts are barely even

Just about ready to buy a stand up dough roller.

[Allybeboba]

Pie

Cheers

[Louisa Bannon]

Oh, you poor poor fuckers, I have the king of all images for this thread:

[Themerlin]

Oh, you poor poor fuckers, I have the king of all images for this thread:

"I'll do YOU one better. WHY is Gamora!?"



My quote is better...

[yetgdhfgh]

I see this thread has picked clean all the good desert jokes

So i guess i will say you guys wanna hear a dry joke?

A desert waka waka

[Devilyaki]

Remember the spelling desert has one s and dessert has two, think you want two desserts and one desert..

[Deleted]

Baklava is the shit...

Especially with pistachio!

[Themerlin]

I am trying to replicate this


I am grossly failing.

Damn Nym...

An oven baked meringue cake with peach creme icing and rosettes of peaches?! Why do you do this?

Looks fucking yummy as hell right now.

[Puupi]

My favourite deserts:

Rub' al Khali



Namib

[Pterodactylus]

I buy it. I'm so hopeless with dough

It just takes patience! Not this exact recipe, but this is the dessert that I learned how to make laminated dough really well. Now I use it as my default pastry crust. The yeasted dough adds a bit more airiness!

http://www.pbs.org/food/recipes/kouign-amann/

[Powerogue]

I prefer my desert with rocks that move.

[IMG]http://www.zen.ba/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/stojene-u-pokretu.jpg[IMG]

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

[Splenda]

mmmm sandy dunes, i'm so jelly. Though I prefer red rock desserts in the summer months.

I totally see what you did there.

For anyone who reads this, a little trick I learned. Dessert has 2 s because it's sweeter than a desert.

OT: Cinnamon bun.

[Milchshake]

I totally see what you did there.

For anyone who reads this, a little trick I learned. Dessert has 2 s because it's sweeter than a desert.

OT: Cinnamon bun.

Ya it was a downer week. Definitely called for for some short sweet escape in the form of desserts amd a few jokes! Glad people got a few laughs out of it.

It just takes patience! Not this exact recipe, but this is the dessert that I learned how to make laminated dough really well. Now I use it as my default pastry crust. The yeasted dough adds a bit more airiness!

http://www.pbs.org/food/recipes/kouign-amann/

Thanks for the inspiration, will give it a shot. I got plenty of berries to work with, and my kids have totally volunteered to taste every attempt.

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I'll just leave this here...

Oh and also, this is the only correct answer to what your favorite desert is:

[Sastank]

Cacti are for deserts. For dessert I had some Breyer's Reese's ice cream.

[Milchshake]

Cacti are for deserts. For dessert I had some Breyer's Reese's ice cream.

Why not both?~?

The pears from a Pear Cactus in a previous post are pretty tasty. Lots of vitamin C!



Nothing like high desert camping and roasting these babies over a campfire to take care of those spines.

[Ayirasi]

Why not both?

[Dwarfhamster]

Sand dunes in the Gobi Desert, preferably with a cute girl included.