If you woke up married to a NPC from the other faction

[plz delete account]

I have a feeling OP spends a lot of time and a certain inn in Goldshire.



If it was Yrel, I would assume I would be purged soon as I am a DK.

Nah, I make it a point to stay away from pornshire.

[Oneru]

*Turns to the female night elf, lying on the forest floor*
"What happens in Val'Sharah, stays in Val'Sharah"
*Activates flight form, puts on sunglasses and flies away towards the morning sun*

Nope, can't do that. Defeats the point of the thread.

Wait, this thread has a point?

[Lodreh]

What's under that tail?

No, don't touch the tail... ok, you can touch the tail.

[plz delete account]

Pointless, because the answer would probably come out as "Bur Lars" or some shit, because I can never understand what the other faction says in game.

Unless you suddenly all work for the Darkmoon Faire or some cult. Game logic.....

So your answer would come out to "LOL fuck"?
Because when both players have mature filter turned off, that's what it comes out to.

[glowpipe]

For the Horde and stab her in the face with my ...

[schwank05]

I mean I play Horde, so I guess Id be pretty safe as all the Alliance female characters look pretty Hot, I don't know that I could get into a Gnome though.

[Slowpoke is a Gamer]

"Can you turn those golden eyes off, I'm trying to sleep."

[Selah]

So... that was some crazy voodoo... got anymore?

[Thage]

And assuming that NPC was now your only spouse, what would be the first thing you say?

"It's cool, I go both ways."

[Konteil]

Necrophelia....natures way of cracking open a cold one.

[The Stormbringer]

I married a gnome? Do I become a pedophile when I'm drunk? :O

Gnomes got curves. Don't know what you're talking about.

[Ashwing]

"Factions couldn't keep me away from that Draenei booty"

I see you are a man of culture as well !!!

[frogger237]

I play both factions does that mean I get a Draenei wife and a Blood Elf wife?

I'd prob say:

[Zafire]

You didn't say if I got to choose the race or not!

Orc: "Even if you break me a little I'll forgive you" Women stronger than me weird me out, but meh, I could deal.
Troll: "How about we just relax to some voodoo shit" I'd have to be pretty stoned to get into that.
Tauren: "Lets let nature take its course~ Giggity!" A little furry, but curvy, I wouldn't mind!
Forsaken: "I just go right through you, we can't!" And the smell, ungh...I just couldn't, nooo.
Goblin: "I think your inventions would work better than us..." Yeah, too small for me...
Blood Elf: "YESSSSSSS" Self-explanatory.
Pandaren: "AWW YOU SO CUTTTE" Think I'd prefer Tauren honestly...weird...Still could manage, though, I suppose.

Now everyone knows I'm one of "those people".

[Cosmic Janitor]

I play both factions does that mean I get a Draenei wife and a Blood Elf wife?

I'd prob say:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E

Nah, you'll get a female dwarf or a female ogre.

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Troll is OK, they are cool.

For some reason the two toes, two fingers and tusks weird me more out than hoves, horns and a tail tbh..

[Powerogue]

"Baby, I'm mortal now. Time's a wastin'."

[Vargulf the Happy Husky]

so, i know you're a cow lady and all...but...can i eat your cousins?

[Kyriani]

"Oh Nozdormu, in all of time and space, your arms are the place I have longed to be!"

[Grusalugg]

Married??!

"GOIBON UDEN LO"