Trump's new affair and a bastard child.

[Pazazu]

Melania is being paid a lot to stay married. Not enough to appear happy or stand by her husband's side, but just to not leave.

That ends as soon as events mean Trump will lose all his money. If actual charges are filed while he's still in office, she divorces him on the spot. If not, she waits till he's out of office.

She's probably not being paid nearly what most people think. It was more than likely some allowance/spending money and the opportunity to live in the world of the 1%, along with the prospect of being included in a will, one that she probably thought she would have collected on years ago.

[Felya]

The divorce is going to be messy. I'm just wondering if said divorce will be before he leaves office, through one way or another, or after as to not completely destroy him during his presidency. I guess that prenup could be iron clad to make her stay.

We still don’t know what her special skill is, since her visa is based on it. Could her skill be the ability to tolerate everything Trump does?

[pfbe]

Wait, Clinton had affairs while he was President and people still loved him. Same with JFK. Is hating on presidents for fucking outside of wedlock a new thing, or are we just happy because it's something we can try to bludgeon Trump with? Like, we don't care about the thing itself, only whether the person doing it is someone we like or not?

This is going to be the gossip-est 8 years of american politics in recent memory.

[Dontrike]

We still don’t know what her special skill is, since her visa is based on it. Could her skill be the ability to tolerate everything Trump does?

Anyone who can listen to and be near someone so grating as Trump without taking a few swings at him with one of his golf clubs is quite the skill. I turn patience into a sin, but even I would have punched him in the throat by now.

[Felya]

Wait, Clinton had affairs while he was President and people still loved him. Same with JFK. Is hating on presidents for fucking outside of wedlock a new thing, or are we just happy because it's something we can try to bludgeon Trump with? Like, we don't care about the thing itself, only whether the person doing it is someone we like or not?

This is going to be the gossip-est 8 years of american politics in recent memory.

What the heck are you talking about? Clinton was impeached...

How can anyone claim current times are more sensational, when Clinton was impeached because he lied about a blow job. There was no pay off or NDAs or porn stars even...



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Anyone who can listen to and be near someone so grating as Trump without taking a few swings at him with one of his golf clubs is quite the skill. I turn patience into a sin, but even I would have punched him in the throat by now.

Because money... people don’t understand the sort of shit you can get away with, when you have Trump money.

Wait until all of the stories enquirer has been buying to kill start coming out.

[Adam Jensen]

Wait, Clinton had affairs while he was President and people still loved him. Same with JFK. Is hating on presidents for fucking outside of wedlock a new thing, or are we just happy because it's something we can try to bludgeon Trump with? Like, we don't care about the thing itself, only whether the person doing it is someone we like or not?

This is going to be the gossip-est 8 years of american politics in recent memory.

So you're going to pin on Democrats our disgust of Individual-1's sexual affairs while completely ignoring how the Republicans waged a full on impeachment campaign against Clinton over a sexual affair?

[Lenonis]

This is going to be the gossip-est 8 years of american politics in recent memory.

Well what did you expect when you put a reality TV star in the white house?

[Pazazu]

Wait, Clinton had affairs while he was President and people still loved him.

The affair alone cost the democrats a fuck ton of credibility within the religious communities, ensuring that they'd be firmly and deeply in the hands of the republicans even today.

Same with JFK.

There was suspicion about his affairs but nothing concrete until after his death according to https://www.amazon.com/President-Ken.../dp/0671892894

Is hating on presidents for fucking outside of wedlock a new thing, or are we just happy because it's something we can try to bludgeon Trump with? Like, we don't care about the thing itself, only whether the person doing it is someone we like or not?

As has been pointed out by just about everyone, no one gives two shits where he plops his pickle, but if you commit a felony because of where you plopped your pickle, that's when people give a shit.

This is going to be the gossip-est 8 years of american politics in recent memory.

Sure is! We'll get to gossip about President Pence pretty damn soon, and then gossip about whatever Democrat gets the shoo in in 2020! Can't wait! MAGA!

[Halicia]

As has been pointed out by just about everyone, no one gives two shits where he plops his pickle, but if you commit a felony because of where you plopped your pickle, that's when people give a shit.

I didn't care about it at the time, and I don't care about it now.

It's not the affairs Trump had that bothers me. Its the children with cancer he stole from that had to die to cover it up.

[mvaliz]

How much is Melania being paid? It's on thing to find out he had an affair, but then one became two. And you find out that one at least happened when she was pregnant. And then you find out he paid them off and went to great lengths to silence them. Them he goes on TV and says he paid one with his own money. And now he might have yet another kid?

What a mess.

Dude, c'mon! She knew exactly what kind of a man she was marrying! Don't pretend otherwise - fecking 30 minutes of spending any alone time with him should tip any normal human being off - nevermind the VERY public multiple divorces he's had. She married him expecting a cushy grand life of extravagance and cocktail parties while he flopped around and all that was to be kept silent - she was not expecting to be first lady of America and have the entire world uncover every dumbfuck thing her sugar-daddy did.

Chances are she's not angry at Dumbass Dump for any of the infidelity or any of that shit. She's probably angry at him because it's now a global spectacle with all eyes are on her for her reaction.

She's angry at Dump for one reason - because she's now publicly embarrassed/humiliated in front of the world audience.

[ipaq]

What the heck are you talking about? Clinton was impeached...

How can anyone claim current times are more sensational, when Clinton was impeached because he lied about a blow job. There was no pay off or NDAs or porn stars even...



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Because money... people don’t understand the sort of shit you can get away with, when you have Trump money.

Wait until all of the stories enquirer has been buying to kill start coming out.

Fixed that for you -> His daddy money.

Which he has about 100m left. The ~3b are all real estates from his dads and fluctuates with the market. His golf courses are future dumps anyway...

[Stormspark]

Don't worry, I'm sure Perkins will give him another mulligan.

But, seriously, why do people keep fucking this blob of jelly poured into an ill fitting suit?

The answer is simple, and is in fact just one character. $

[Dontrike]

Fixed that for you -> His daddy money.

Which he has about 100m left. The ~3b are all real estates from his dads and fluctuates with the market. His golf courses are future dumps anyway...

Would be great to know what he's really worth, but something tells me we won't be seeing his tax returns any time soon.

[smityx]

Jesus do the scandals with Trump never end?

We got 70 years of his past to go through that is now catching up to him. As with all stupid criminals he got to greedy, sloppy and power hungry. Well lucky as well. He never really wanted to win. He just wanted to be a martyr. Rigged election and all you know. Lose and launch TrumpTV that was gearing up to start. He/it was going to be the next Fox News to keep ripping into Hillary/Dems for the next 8 years. Probably would've been bigger than Fox by now.

[Poopymonster]

How many abortions has Trump had orchestrated?

Evangelicals MUST know!

That'll come out soon enough.

[PACOX]

Dude, c'mon! She knew exactly what kind of a man she was marrying! Don't pretend otherwise - fecking 30 minutes of spending any alone time with him should tip any normal human being off - nevermind the VERY public multiple divorces he's had. She married him expecting a cushy grand life of extravagance and cocktail parties while he flopped around and all that was to be kept silent - she was not expecting to be first lady of America and have the entire world uncover every dumbfuck thing her sugar-daddy did.

Chances are she's not angry at Dumbass Dump for any of the infidelity or any of that shit. She's probably angry at him because it's now a global spectacle with all eyes are on her for her reaction.

She's angry at Dump for one reason - because she's now publicly embarrassed/humiliated in front of the world audience.

I don't know, she seems too naive for all of that. The type of chick who would fall for anyone who is nice enough to her (and a big enough bank account). You could ugly, a dick to everyone, whatever, as long as you sweet talk her you're good. "Oh baby, I didn't mean it. She was nothing but a good lay. You're know you're the onlly one I'll come home to." Cheesy shit like that.

Melania probably calls up Michelle Obama and is like:

"Michelle, I can't believe he cheated on me with another woman!"

And Michelle

"Oh girl, men are trifling. but you have to think of your kid. This is what you do. Get you some wine and a Sade CD, run you some hot water and forget about him."

Melania: "Thanks Michelle, you're the best!"

Meanwhile Barack is next to Michelle listening in kee keeing so hard that his stomach starts to hurt. Michelle hangs up the phone and give him a smirk. They both fall out laughing. Obama then text Biden about Melania calling them for the 3rd time in a week. Biden says, "All she has to do is call up Ole JB if she needs some good lovin. My hands arent tiny if you know what I mean!"

[draynay]

Evangelicals won't care. Evangelical is greek for "hypocrite."

Okay, it isn't greek for "hypocrite" . . . but it should be.

I mean... its already Greek.

[ipaq]

Would be great to know what he's really worth, but something tells me we won't be seeing his tax returns any time soon.

Well he couldn't get on Forbes list without lying. Now with his dad estate he could. But if Manhathan real estate market crashes, he's broke.

http://fortune.com/2018/04/20/trump-...rbes-400-list/

[Breccia]

Meanwhile Barack is next to Michelle listening in kee keeing so hard that his stomach starts to hurt.

Okay that's a great story, and I like it. But the best part is the bolded part. Melania is damn near invisible. Trump torpedoed her cyberbullying campaign by, well, cyberbullying everyone. How can you say "don't be mean to your classmates" after Trump says "fuck Sessions, that useless piece of Southern-fried garbage" every time something happens he doesn't like? Meanwhile, we're debating whether Trump "only" cheated on his wife with two porn stars, or if that's the tip of the iceberg.