Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[icedwarrior]

Granted. Here's your update: it's been canceled.

I wish for a healthy pet sloth.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you now have an awesome pet sloth that is in the peak of sloth health, but it doesn't like or acknowledge you unless you're feeding it by hand.

I wish Alchemy depicted in Full Metal Alchemy Brotherhood was real.

[A-sayo]

Granted, yet an experiment goes south and your soul becomes trapped in a thousand year old vending machine.

I wish toxicity was harshly punished.

[Smoe]

Granted, yet an experiment goes south and your soul becomes trapped in a thousand year old vending machine.

I wish toxicity was harshly punished.

Granted, but you are determined as toxic by the player base and are harshly punished.

I wish for the power to reach through cyberspace and/or a phone line and slap people.

[Zeph76]

Granted, but you are determined as toxic by the player base and are harshly punished.

I wish for the power to reach through cyberspace and/or a phone line and slap people.

Granted, but your entire body has to travel through, not just your hand and it's a one-way trip, so you have to physically travel back home again.

I wish alcohol wasn't fattening.

[3DTyrant]

Granted, but your entire body has to travel through, not just your hand and it's a one-way trip, so you have to physically travel back home again.

I wish alcohol wasn't fattening.

Granted, but all alcohol is now double the strength it was before.

I wish it was cooler in the UK, it's too damned hot!

[icedwarrior]

Granted, it is now another ice age.

I wish I could sleep better.

[Deleted]

Granted, you now sleep so good that no one can wake you up.

I wish i had a good idea for what i should eat today.

[Smoe]

Granted, you now sleep so good that no one can wake you up.

I wish i had a good idea for what i should eat today.

Granted, but what you crave is currently unavailable.

I wish No Man's Sky NEXT would release for PC already.

[Wulleee]

Granted, but what you crave is currently unavailable.

I wish No Man's Sky NEXT would release for PC already.

Granted, but you would be the only one not have access to it.

I wish I've got a bit of everything.

[Rodea]

Granted, but you would be the only one not have access to it.

I wish I've got a bit of everything.

Granted, but you live in an alternate universe that contains nothing but you

I wish all of my money would just disappear

[Avarraela]

Granted! But it's now in the form of bitcoin and you've just tanked the market and everyone is mad at you. The dark web will find you.

I wish I could sleep perfectly every night and wake up feeling refreshed every day.

[zenkai]

Granted! But it's now in the form of bitcoin and you've just tanked the market and everyone is mad at you. The dark web will find you.

I wish I could sleep perfectly every night and wake up feeling refreshed every day.

Granted but you sleep 18 hours a day.

I wish bad foods didn't make you fat.

[Skayth]

Granted but you sleep 18 hours a day.

I wish bad foods didn't make you fat.

granted, but you found you are absolutely repulsed to bad foods to the point of vomitting repeatedly when you are within a foot of them.

I wish I had a billion dollars

[3DTyrant]

Granted, you now have a billion dollars, but the whole world moves onto a new currency, wherein old currencies are left behind, and are non transferable.

I wish to be able to visit any point in the past at will.

[the game]

Granted, you now have a billion dollars, but the whole world moves onto a new currency, wherein old currencies are left behind, and are non transferable.

I wish to be able to visit any point in the past at will.

Granted. but trump is still your president.

I wish for my enemies to step on legos

[3DTyrant]

Granted. but trump is still your president.

I wish for my enemies to step on legos

I'm English, sooo not really a corruption of the wish :P

OT: Granted, however they're made of sponge, instead of plastic

I wish RNG was on my side

[Qwertuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm]

I wish for santa to be real.

Granted, but he brakes into your house, steals your cookies and gives you no gifts

I wish for no nut November to end

[King Shark]

I wish RNG was on my side

Granted, now you get two greens instead of just one. And a whole 3 extra gold.

Granted, but he brakes into your house, steals your cookies and gives you no gifts

I wish for no nut November to end

Granted. It'll end in 27 days, and be replaced by disappearing dick December.

I wish we were spacefaring and I had my own bad ass spaceship. I want to get the fuck off this planet right about now.

[LadyPluu]

I wish we were spacefaring and I had my own bad ass spaceship. I want to get the fuck off this planet right about now.

Granted, but you are a space janitor whose spaceship is a trash ship that smells like ass.

I wish that I could have more hours in the day to play Red Dead Redemption 2.