Originally Posted by
Raelbo
Richard and Joseph live on the same street. Richard (aka Dick) has a lot more money than Joe, so he drives a Porsche Cayenne with all the extra bells and whistles and he likes to show it off to everyone. Joe doesn't have a car because the only car dealer in town is the Porsche dealer. So Joe has to walk and use public transport.
Then one day a Hyundai dealer opens up in town and starts selling cars that Joe can afford. So he goes out and buys a little i10 runabout. Joe is ecstatic because now, instead of having to walk everywhere, he can drive.
Dick, on the other hand, is livid. It's not fair! He has worked hard to earn enough money to buy his Porsche, and now that Joe has his little Hyundai, Dick feels like his acheivements have been lessened. Furthermore, Dick feels that Hyundai is really ruining Joe because now Joe won't have the incentive he needs to succeed in his career and earn enough money to buy a Porsche. Worse yet, Dick is angry that he is now forced to buy a Hyundai because Joe has one. It really upsets Dick that not only does he have to drive his Porsche everyday, but he now also needs to find the time to take extra trips in his Hyundai, on top of which the driving experience of the Hyundai, relative to his amazing Porsche, is just terrible.
For the last 7 years Dick and a few of his fellow Porsche drivers organise pickets outside the Hyundai dealership demanding that it shut it doors. Dick suspects though that his message isn't getting through because he and his protesters are kinda lost among the crowd of happy people visiting the Hyundai dealership to buy cars, which is a pity, because all those ignorant idiot Hyundai drivers don't understand that they should be listening to Dick because of his super superioritynessness
Dick remains paranoid that the presence of the Hyundai shop is a threat to the survival of his beloved Porsche and that because everyone can afford a cheap little Hyundai, no one will want to buy Porsches anymore.
On a side note, something Dick hasn't really paid attention to is that fact that the local petrol station, car mechanic, panel beating shop, tyre shop and bank, all of which were on the verge of shutting down before Hyundai came to town, are now booming and look set to stay to provide the services necessary to make driving a Porsche possible. He's also failed to notice how all the potholes and traffic lights have recently been fixed now that there are actually more than 3 people using the roads.