The Brexit aftermath thread

[Kronik85]

Every time you post, I fap in a picture of Corbyn's beard.

Nasty! I'd use a set of his melons from his allotment.

[oathy]

Really is just a shambles.
sky news really hit new heights today, Sincerely hope Someone at comcast was watching
all that was missing was the Violins when talking about may. For some strage reason
they HAD to keep talking about a Crisis in Labour also? maybe it escaped them todays farce was caused
by her own MP's.

If Corbyn tables a no confidence motion and she wins that just gives her more power again
like tonight has just done.

[Deleted]

Every time you post, I fap in a picture of Corbyn's beard.

Most people grow out of scatological "humour" by their twenties. Did you have an unpleasant experience in your youth that prevented you from developing normally into sexual adulthood?

[Nigel Tufnel]

Most people grow out of scatological "humour" by their twenties. Did you have an unpleasant experience in your youth that prevented you from developing normally into sexual adulthood?

Yes, I was sexually assaulted by a Socialist Worker.

[Pann]

Most people grow out of scatological "humour" by their twenties. Did you have an unpleasant experience in your youth that prevented you from developing normally into sexual adulthood?

In fairness most people grow out the naive left wing politics you promote before their twenties.

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The Mail and the Express now supporting May!

[Slant]

Your sneering would be more appropriate if you didn't also possess the same low intellect as those you criticize. You are the diametric opposite: garden variety teuton incapable of challenging the suggestions of authority figures pushing the fag end of a dead neoliberal consensus that screwed everyone over.

Not sure what you're trying to achieve there... Please, step it up. That was some low grade effort.

[Deleted]

In fairness most people grow out the naive left wing politics you promote before their twenties.

By implication you believe that have grown like a butterfly intellectually. Judging from a small cross-section of your posts you have:

1) A vocabulary of between 3000-5000 words.
2) Some difficulty processing basic grammatical rules or writing English without using text speak.
3) Probable learning difficulties in your youth.
4) An inability to handle secondary and tertiary concepts in your head.
5) Generally speaking a shallow, superficial understanding of everything.
6) Based on the above an IQ of around 85. Perhaps you work in banking.

So perhaps you could share how your insights have grown into your current beliefs. Did perhaps you read the works of Milton Friedman or Adam Smith, or perhaps become an avid viewer of Thomas Sowell's interviews?

[Northern Goblin]

The Mail and the Express now supporting May!

The Scum is still calling for her head, so there's some consistency among the dregs of Fleet Street.

Also, one ice cube, any more and you risk watering down.

[Nigel Tufnel]

By implication you believe that have grown like a butterfly intellectually. Judging from a small cross-section of your posts you have:

1) A vocabulary of between 3000-5000 words.
2) Some difficulty processing basic grammatical rules or writing English without using text speak.
3) Probable learning difficulties in your youth.
4) An inability to handle secondary and tertiary concepts in your head.
5) Generally speaking a shallow, superficial understanding of everything.
6) Based on the above an IQ of around 85. Perhaps you work in banking.

So perhaps you could share how your insights have grown into your current beliefs. Did perhaps you read the works of Milton Friedman or Adam Smith, or perhaps become an avid viewer of Thomas Sowell's interviews?

It was you...

The stench of cheap ale.

That beard.

I remember it scratching.

Please, no. Please!

[dribbles]

In fairness most people grow out the naive left wing politics you promote before their twenties.

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The Mail and the Express now supporting May!

The Lord Almighty might support her but even with divine intervention she cannot get her business, or any EU deal, through parliament. No loyalty shown by her backbenchers even after promising to quit before the next General Election which might be in January? Great timing if you ask me as at that point Brexit day, March 29th, will be just moments away.

We all know UK law and what happens then eurochums....

Tick tock.

[Pann]

By implication you believe that have grown like a butterfly intellectually. Judging from a small cross-section of your posts you have:

1) A vocabulary of between 3000-5000 words.
2) Some difficulty processing basic grammatical rules or writing English without using text speak.
3) Probable learning difficulties in your youth.
4) An inability to handle secondary and tertiary concepts in your head.
5) Generally speaking a shallow, superficial understanding of everything.
6) Based on the above an IQ of around 85. Perhaps you work in banking.

So perhaps you could share how your insights have grown into your current beliefs. Did perhaps you read the works of Milton Friedman or Adam Smith, or perhaps become an avid viewer of Thomas Sowell's interviews?

I must confess that I am flattered, or should that be fluttered? (You know to keep with the butterfly theme. I like butterflies.), that you went through a small cross-section of my posts. I must be very important to you. And I am most impressed that you have managed to form such a complete picture of my intellect, or more to the point the lack of it.

It must be very frustrating that despite my stupidity I am able to see that Lab are a bit shit under Corbyn.

And if you're so clever how come you can't understand that being banned means you're unwelcome here? Why do you need to keep making accounts? Did you need a hug?

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The Lord Almighty might support her but even with divine intervention she cannot get her business, or any EU deal, through parliament. No loyalty shown by her backbenchers even after promising to quit before the next General Election which might be in January? Great timing if you ask me as at that point Brexit day, March 29th, will be just moments away.

We all know UK law and what happens then eurochums....

Tick tock.

Doesn't that just prove what a bunch of bastards her backbenchers are?

[Kallisto]

In all honesty having spent the last two years watching the job(s) the shower of shit on both sides of the house have done those unelected officials don't look too bad.

At this point I'm almost thinking we should have just one unelected official running this whole thing.
One person who has the respect of the vast majority of the country.
One person who maybe everyone can get behind.

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor.

I mean just on a temporary basis. Elected officials are all at each other's throats right now.

[Pann]

It was you...

The stench of cheap ale.

That beard.

I remember it scratching.

Please, no. Please!

That sounds like a typical 'Spoons drinker. It must have been a blow for our little knotweed when Tim Martin came out in favour of Brexit.

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At this point I'm almost thinking we should have just one unelected official running this whole thing.
One person who has the respect of the vast majority of the country.
One person who maybe everyone can get behind.

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor.

I mean just on a temporary basis. Elected officials are all at each other's throats right now.

I'm not sure about that... what with her German roots and that.

Gawd bless ya ma'am!

[Kallisto]

So, I'm watching this and realise... Brexiteers like this one (and Dribbles) are really just a combination of anarchists and people that don't believe the world outside their country exists except for when they go on vacation, aren't they?

I'm not sure if I actually love listening to this show or hate it because of people that phone in all brexit, have their stupidity shot down with evidence and then they just double down. Because yeah it's comedy gold but damn, these people have same voting rights as I do and their views drag us down hard.

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I'm not sure about that... what with her German roots and that.

Gawd bless ya ma'am!

But Boris the saviour of the brexiteers was born in the US and has Turkish roots, you know the country people were scared would be in the EU by now and influxing here :P . I'm sure she'll be fine, especially since the other saviour is married to a German.

[Kronik85]

And if you're so clever how come you can't understand that being banned means you're unwelcome here? Why do you need to keep making accounts? Did you need a hug?

Look. It's obvious that we are under attack from the worlds most foremost computer hacker, 4chan. Their wrath knows no bounds and it's obvious that it's a lot more high energy for us to dismiss them and press report than it is for them to continuously create account after account to show us how little they care and this is just a low energy activity for them to troll the middle classes with, I mean I earn 70 quid a week looking after my Grandad with dementia full time, the actual working class wouldn't know what to do with that kind of money.

[Slant]

I'm not sure if I actually love listening to this show or hate it because of people that phone in all brexit, have their stupidity shot down with evidence and then they just double down. Because yeah it's comedy gold but damn, these people have same voting rights as I do and their views drag us down hard.

What gets me is that Farage has a show on the same radio network... "How to profit from Brexit 101" :P

[Pann]

You may mock but just imagine if he or she had my limited vocabulary they would've run out of words to use as forum names by now.

[Kronik85]

You may mock but just imagine if he or she had my limited vocabulary they would've run out of words to use as forum names by now.

It was 3000 to 5000 words wasn't it? I think we've got a few more to go. Currently if you look at the names generated they are totally not very obvious keyboard smashes which totally do not at all confirm the idea that this is all being done manually because this is fucking 4chan man! The worlds greatest computer hacker who can do all this via scripts and a bot network. Words mean nothing when you have dozens of algorithms doing the work for you.

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I didn't take the time to watch this before but fuck me that's funny. I mean...it's not...because that's a person they are speaking to...but you know...funny? Or not? I dunno anymore.

[Slant]

I didn't take the time to watch this before but fuck me that's funny. I mean...it's not...because that's a person they are speaking to...but you know...funny? Or not? I dunno anymore.

Well, apparently I'm sneering when I post these things and speculate about the motivation of Brexiteers. So I'll simply make the obvious assumptions in my head instead. :P

To answer your question... I'm not even chuckling at it. I'm watching it and keep asking myself if someone's doing a very, very elaborate prank on me. I genuinely wonder if that's real or just a big joke. It's an overused phrase, but it has literally felt unreal to me the past 1-2 years. So no, it's not funny. It's more like a car crash that you just can't look away from. And later you'll blame yourself for looking at it, too. But you just couldn't...

[Kronik85]

Well, apparently I'm sneering when I post these things and speculate about the motivation of Brexiteers. So I'll simply make the obvious assumptions in my head instead. :P

To answer your question... I'm not even chuckling at it. I'm watching it and keep asking myself if someone's doing a very, very elaborate prank on me. I genuinely wonder if that's real or just a big joke. It's an overused phrase, but it has literally felt unreal to me the past 1-2 years. So no, it's not funny. It's more like a car crash that you just can't look away from. And later you'll blame yourself for looking at it, too. But you just couldn't...

I was genuinely laughing when I watched it. But like you say, it's really not funny. Terrifying seems more apt.