Why does Santa Claus only give expensive presents to rich kids?

[yetgdhfgh]

Why does Santa Claus only give expensive presents to rich kids?

Now iam 7 years old and iam baffled by the utter unfairness in Santas present giving each year!

Why oh why does he keep giving expensive presents to rich kids who already own tons of stuff and then he either gives shit to utterly dirt poor children or sometimes nothing at all and then only mediocre presents to those whos parents have middle of the road jobs.

Clearly Santa gets off on this and is the biggest prick on this planet!!

[Moralgy]

Why does Santa Claus only give expensive presents to rich kids?

Why oh why does he keep giving expensive presents to rich kids who already own tons of stuff and then he either gives shit to utterly dirt poor children or sometimes nothing at all and then only mediocre presents to those whos parents have middle of the road jobs.

Nothing is free, rich parents just pay Santa more than poor parents and thus Santa puts out better for rich kids.

[Forgettable]

Because the government uses income taxes to pay Santa, and he in turn gives presents accordingly. Duh. Santa is a government worker.

[AeneasBK]

Because rich children are nice, and poor children are naughty, didn't you listen to the song?

[Yunru]

Nothing is free, rich parents just pay Santa more than poor parents and thus Santa puts out better for rich kids.

You are wrong here.

Rich parents trow away santas present and replace it with their more expensive one.
Why?
Because they look to cheap to them. Not to mention they are made by elfs. Who knows what disseases they carry .

[NED funded]

This is either on so many levels of irony or just bait. Whatever the case doesn't seem worth it.

[yetgdhfgh]

To be fair i saw Santa Claus the movie and if he only gives out plywood shite then its no wonder rich parents substitute better gifts!!

[Dsonsion]

Technically you're a better person if you're rich.

[Jibjub]

St. Nick gave money to a poor family to avoid a man's daughters from being forced into a life of prostitution...

[Clone]

Santa doesn't give a fuck. You be grateful for what you get.

[schwarzkopf]

Because Santa doesn't exist, and your parents buy the stuff with what ever money they can scrounge around to waste on their kids enjoyment.

[Rudkobing]

Why ask why?

[Typhoria]

"7 years old" *Looks at join date* Hooray for spam threads.

[Felya]

This is actually a misnomer. Santa gives presents based on a flat rate. It seems like one gets more and the other gets less, but in reality it’s completely fair. If your parents make nothing, than the result of the percentage is you get no presents. If your parents made a billion, the same percentage just means you get a house. Same percentage, totally fair... no need for this hyperbole...

[Coolthulhu]

An elf sweatshop isn't going to be running itself.

[yetgdhfgh]

"7 years old" *Looks at join date* Hooray for spam threads.

If i identify as 7 years old who are you to judge?

Anyway lets get back on track here and ask why the worlds so called biggest Philanthropist only seems to benefit those who have money?

[Vorkreist]

Thats Capitalist Santa you are talking about. What we need is Communist Santa who will take all those expensive presents from those evil rich kids and spread them fairly among all the kids.

[yetgdhfgh]

An elf sweatshop isn't going to be running itself.

Its how they get a tax write off before the end of tax season1!!

[Felya]

An elf sweatshop isn't going to be running itself.

These people want a regressive Santa system, which doesn’t make sense. A rich kid doesn’t need a dollar store toy, their expectations are far higher than that. On the other hand, if a poor kid gets a house, his parents will just take it from him. With a flat present rate, least the poor kid gets a dollar store gift instead of nothing.

[Hilhen7]

Trickle down presents.

The Rich kids will throw away the old toys once they get new presents and the poor kids go through the trash to dig them up. Everyone wins!