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    I hate horses

    Horses are too tall and pretend to care about the feelings of others. Dogs are much better because they really do care about other's feelings.

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    Both horses and dogs are useful when the great anarchy sets in, so I'm down with both.

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    I like horse meat but I hate horses too. They shit all over the place and the drivers dont even have to remove it wtf.

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    Try to win any medieval war with dogs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendzia View Post
    Try to win any medieval war with dogs.
    I would win any fight!


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    I love horses. That shit is so cash.

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    The problem with horses, is that unlike (most) dogs, if they have a bad personality/day/whatever, they can very easily demolish you.

    Some horses are great, some are monsters that deserve to be made into glue.

    This is said by someone who grew up riding/ranching/rodeo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendzia View Post
    Try to win any medieval war with dogs.
    10.000-20.000 German Shepards in a forrest against light armored troops sounds terrifying.

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    They don't pretend to care about shit. They're just bigger cats.
    "I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."

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    Male horse genitalia is aesthetically pleasing to me for some reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadee View Post
    Horses are too tall and pretend to care about the feelings of others. Dogs are much better because they really do care about other's feelings.
    How high are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa Cascade View Post
    Male horse genitalia is aesthetically pleasing to me for some reason.
    My mind went straight to the gutter no lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiiLoSNK View Post
    They don't pretend to care about shit. They're just bigger cats.
    Cats at least make it known that they don't care about your feelings. Horses are basically big frauds and pretend to be sympathetic but really aren't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dellis0991 View Post
    How high are you?
    6'2 ^^
    10/char

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dellis0991 View Post
    My mind went straight to the gutter no lie.
    Makes for a good dildo design

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa Cascade View Post
    Makes for a good dildo design
    Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.

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    Was a bit hard to house-train my horse, but I love the way his hooves plunks on my wooden floor - when I yell that food is ready!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dellis0991 View Post
    My mind went straight to the gutter no lie.
    I mean how else do you interpret their post?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa Cascade View Post
    Makes for a good dildo design
    Thanks for the pictures I now got in my head.

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    Horses have big, long faces and metal feet.

    They aren't to be trusted.

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