What am I?

[LiiLoSNK]

Only a vision quest can reward you with the answers you seek.

Go to a bar, take 2 shots of Jameson, 1 shot of Jager, and 1 shot of Scotch.

Repeat until your spirit guide shows up and bails you out of jail.

[Independent voter]

My grandfather on my father's side of the family was Irish. All his parents were pure Irish descent.
My grandfather on my mother's side of my family was Scottish. All his parents were pure Scottish descent.

My grandmother on my father's side of my family was German (Prussian). All her parents were of Prussian descent.
My grandmother on my mother's side of my family was Irish. All her parents were pure Irish descent.


So what am I? Does this mean I am 1/2 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Scottish?


I feel like I don't belong to any one country. I feel confused.

A white dude.

[Medusa Cascade]

England, but I don't feel English. I don't like English people.

That is the cornerstone of being English ^^

[Adolecent]

My grandfather on my father's side of the family was Irish. All his parents were pure Irish descent.
My grandfather on my mother's side of my family was Scottish. All his parents were pure Scottish descent.

My grandmother on my father's side of my family was German (Prussian). All her parents were of Prussian descent.
My grandmother on my mother's side of my family was Irish. All her parents were pure Irish descent.


So what am I? Does this mean I am 1/2 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Scottish?


I feel like I don't belong to any one country. I feel confused.

You're a European.

[HumbleDuck]

A troll.

Kidding aside, we are all mutt.

[micwini]

Expected a riddle. Im disappointed

[Trassk]

Your Scmanish

[Raetary]

you are a biological water bag.

[Flarelaine]

Wait, are you a member of the Royal Family? Sounds about the right mix.

Wait, no, there's more German in there.

Also no Irish.

[Amalaric]

My grandfather on my father's side of the family was Irish. All his parents were pure Irish descent.
My grandfather on my mother's side of my family was Scottish. All his parents were pure Scottish descent.

My grandmother on my father's side of my family was German (Prussian). All her parents were of Prussian descent.
My grandmother on my mother's side of my family was Irish. All her parents were pure Irish descent.


So what am I? Does this mean I am 1/2 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Scottish?


I feel like I don't belong to any one country. I feel confused.

You are Irish-Scottish with some Prussian blood.

Is someone forcing you to live in England?

If I were you I would move to Ireland (not northern Ireland) before Brexit takes place.

[Tiwack]

This isn't the purpose for the idea of states and naturally it can be confusing. No true Scotsman. You're whatever you decide to be and yet so much more.

[Sanguinerd]

It's pretty weird how made up countries and borders can define who people are..

Why even care about it.

[XDurionX]

What makes you think any part of your family is "pure" when you clearly aren't (just like everybody else)?

[ldev]

an idiot or a troll, ez

[KOUNTERPARTS]

you are Heinz 57

[Vantheus]

My grandfather on my father's side of the family was Irish. All his parents were pure Irish descent.
My grandfather on my mother's side of my family was Scottish. All his parents were pure Scottish descent.

My grandmother on my father's side of my family was German (Prussian). All her parents were of Prussian descent.
My grandmother on my mother's side of my family was Irish. All her parents were pure Irish descent.


So what am I? Does this mean I am 1/2 Irish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Scottish?


I feel like I don't belong to any one country. I feel confused.

To answer this question look at your passport not video game chat rooms

[The Stormbringer]

That is the cornerstone of being English ^^

The best post in this entire thread, god damn.

[Laerrus]

You are 100% R1b White Western European.

England, but I don't feel English. I don't like English people.

Weird, especially when your people have given the world amazing TV shows like Dr. Who, Monty Python, Mr. Bean and The Great British Bake Off. As well as to laying claim to one of the largest empires ever, your people have much to be proud of.

[Kotuthan]

I think everyones favourite Assassin Droid knows the answer.
To quote HK47 "Meatbag"

[Destinas]

Personally, I'm a huge mix of European (all sides of it) and Middle Eastern/Northern African descent (with a splash of Punjabi Indian thrown in) because my father's side is Sicilian. I (and others) would just say I'm white, however, because my skin tone fits into the range. I'm also from Wisconsin, and I've always had pride in that - we often do that in America as well, because the locale of where we grew up is usually a determining factor into our personalities/identities.

Humans hardly ever fit into one category, even when they can trace their lineage hundreds upon hundreds of years back in one nation. You're you, call yourself whatever you feel like calling yourself.