[Spoilers] Alliance Cinematic for Battle of Dazar'alor

[Arrashi]

I just can't stop finding it hilarious how they had to say it it was "an accident". Maybe Anduin's plan was to tickle Rastakhan into not joining the Horde.

Gotta whitewash alliance and andy 24/7.

[Syegfryed]

Ah, yes, the eternal tale of how everything ever sucks for the oppressed and neglected Alliance. As fascinating as it was the first time.

tomorrow the victory will suck like always, and they will start to claim horde bias, cause a raid in a horde city is totally horde main focus

[Dagoth Ur]

Or maybe he wanted to show his the piece of Baine's horn he received from him. Something along the lines of "if you get to know me you'll want to send me your severed body parts, so why not hurry things up?"

I wonder if he has a freezer or something where he stores all the body parts he's been sent. That could be his kinky secret to spice things up a bit.

[Wildberry]

I don't know about you guys, but those cinematics were EPIC.

I mean, I'm super glad the Alliance finally got a fist pump moment this expansion. The Horde storyline has been so gripping, and compelling that I don't even mind our entire war campaign being made irrelevant. We've been riding so high, that it's a fair tradeoff. And Jaina was just great.

It's not like we're missing out though. That boring old dude FINALLY got bumped off, and now we get Queen Talanji. Honestly, of all the characters introduced this expansion, Talanji's the best. She has such an interesting personality, and I'm really excited about her future input into Horde affairs.

/s

[Kwento]

tomorrow the victory will suck like always, and they will start to claim horde bias, cause a raid in a horde city is totally horde main focus

Well, Jaina was only able to put bubble around herself. Horde bias! Jaina was depowered so that the Zandalari Empire would have even a slight chance before her godly might!
Zandalari artillery actually hit the ships. Horde bias! The mighty human ships should be far too tough to be hit by anything less then Sargeras’s sword!
Rastakhan is dead. Horde bias! The story is better then the Alliance one!
Talanji wants vengeance. Horde bias! The Alliance goal hasn’t been reached! Talanji should have suddenly decided to kill the Horde raid!

They can be very creative with those.

[Arrashi]

I don't know about you guys, but those cinematics were EPIC.

I mean, I'm super glad the Alliance finally got a fist pump moment this expansion. The Horde storyline has been so gripping, and compelling that I don't even mind our entire war campaign being made irrelevant. We've been riding so high, that it's a fair tradeoff. And Jaina was just great.

It's not like we're missing out though. That boring old dude FINALLY got bumped off, and now we get Queen Talanji. Honestly, of all the characters introduced this expansion, Talanji's the best. She has such an interesting personality, and I'm really excited about her future input into Horde affairs.

/s

"Captain we detected sarcasm spike in the hyperspace, what are your orders ?"

[Kwento]

That boring old dude FINALLY got bumped off, and now we get Queen Talanji. Honestly, of all the characters introduced this expansion, Talanji's the best. She has such an interesting personality, and I'm really excited about her future input into Horde affairs.

Oh wow... If that isn’t sarcasm, I’d offer you a fistbump if I could!
Ah fuck! You got me... XD

[Highelf]

Atta Boy Gelbin!

[ausoin]

You need to get into the proper mindset of MUH HORDE BIAS first. You see, when anything ever negatively affects the Alliance, it's a crime for which Blizzard should be put before a new Nuremberg tribunal.

Replace "the Alliance" word with Horde and you just perfectly described your own attitude.

[Combatbutler]

Atta Boy Gelbin!

Such a cool guy isn't he?

[Wildberry]

"Captain we detected sarcasm spike in the hyperspace, what are your orders ?"

Detached sarcasm is the only way anyone is going to make it through this expansion without becoming an alcoholic.

Oh wow... If that isn’t sarcasm, I’d offer you a fistbump if I could!
Ah fuck! You got me... XD

And here I thought the giant "/s" might've been overkill :P

[Kwento]

And here I thought the giant "/s" might've been overkill :P

Hey! I have a bad vision! XD

[Dagoth Ur]

Detached sarcasm is the only way anyone is going to make it through this expansion without becoming an alcoholic.

That's why we have Mudmug. He offers expansion(s) lasting sanctuary for those who've lost hope. Praise the lord.

[Arrashi]

That's why we have Mudmug. He offers expansion(s) lasting sanctuary for those who've lost hope. Praise the lord.

"Blessed be your liver"

[Wildberry]

That's why we have Mudmug. He offers expansion(s) lasting sanctuary for those who've lost hope. Praise the lord.

The truth has been in front of me all this time.

[Arrashi]

The truth has been in front of me all this time.

I've been there since MoP.

[Mehrunes]

Detached sarcasm is the only way anyone is going to make it through this expansion without becoming an alcoholic.

Well, no. There's also meth and cutting yourself.

[Arrashi]

Well, no. There's also meth and cutting yourself.

And drawing naked anime girls. You know that saying "Naked waifu a day, drives suicidal thoughts away".

[Wildberry]

I've been there since MoP.

The first one, or...?

Well, no. There's also meth and cutting yourself.

I'm saving the big guns for the inevitable Unifaction. We can't break that glass just yet.

[lockybalboa]

You guys have been starting wars,killing civilians and burning down homes and now you qq about this? FFS man