Poll: John Wick vs Jason Bourne

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    John Wick vs Jason Bourne

    John wick vs jason Bourne. Who wins?

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    Jason Bourne unless he kills John Wicks cat or dog or some shit. Then it’s on.
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    Mr Wick, because he can take stabbings/shots and still kick ass.

    And the verdict's in, Mr Wick wins by a landslide !

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    Jason Bourne is the Boogeyman
    You send in John Wick to kill the fucking Boogeyman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Jason Bourne is the Boogeyman
    You send in John Wick to kill the fucking Boogeyman
    With a pencil

    A fucking



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    John Wick clearly way more OP than a measly Bourne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Midnight Bomber View Post
    Jason Bourne is the Boogeyman
    You send in John Wick to kill the fucking Boogeyman
    Pretty much this ^

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    I would say in hand to hand combat I'd give it to Bourne but with guns it's definitely Wick.

    I like Wick better overal though!
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    John Wick, IMO.
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    I wouldn't even compare the two.

    John Wick is designed to be OP and the movie to be fun.

    Jason Bourne is meant to be a rogue agent. Hes better to be compared to 007 or Mission Impossible

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPaladinGuy View Post
    With a pencil

    A fucking pencil


    That scene is just soooooo great
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    Quote Originally Posted by RushRush View Post
    I would say in hand to hand combat I'd give it to Bourne but with guns it's definitely Wick.

    I like Wick better overal though!
    What if it's Pencil to Pencil?
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    Depends. Did someone kill Wick's dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jonnusthegreat View Post
    John Wick clearly way more OP than a measly Bourne.
    Well yeah giving anybody the Measles is a surefire handicap.
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    This is America. We always have warm dead bodies.
    if we had confidence that the President clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said that.

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    I want to see a fight with John Wick using a Pencil and Riddick using a tea cup.

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    Wick is a force of nature. A brainwashed assassin cant beat a tornado or a wildfire.
    READ and be less Ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by billbom View Post
    Both are badass. Both are American.

    Good thing they are not from some EU shithole or the film would tank
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    Bourne. Wick's story plays more to the strengths of Bourne's. Wick runs on his reputation, anger, and adrenaline. Bourne isn't an assassin, he's a spook specifically trained to draw out and kill assassins like Wick. Wick's anger and belief in his own badassery are what Bourne was trained to manipulate.
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    Wasn't Bourne involved in a program that gave him drugs that made him smarter and stronger?

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    Bourne's a bad ass but, if I were a betting man, my money would be on John Wick.
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