Would you date yourself?

[Themerlin]

I would have a brief relationship, establish a rapport with myself..

and since I am terrible friend, I would eventually Ghost myself and never respond back.

[Cosmic Janitor]

I'm not gay.
I'm not into 2m somewhat muscular women.
etc.

Yeah by the time I'm done with the edits I'm not sure it would count as dating yourself. Would I date a loyal, loving, somewhat decent looking, scientificly interested and slightly sarcastic woman? Sure as hell. We could laze around together in our spare time and be snarky about the wold .

[Rozz]

Nah, firstly I would try and date when I was no longer a debt ridden student or if I had a decent job.

Secondly, I like being around people who are different from myself. I don't think it's healthy to surround yourself with too many of the same voice.

[Wangming]

Fuck yeah I would. I wouldn't have a year ago, but now I totally like myself.

[Ayirasi]

Rule 63 in effect? Then yes, but only because I know I'd put out. Whore.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Kind of wondering if this is a subliminal way of asking everyone if they would go fuck themselves. I am probably just over thinking it.

Would I date me, LOL I don't know. Probably Not I am too boring.

[Grapemask]

Probably 5-10 years ago. I'm so bitter and opinionated now, I can't even stand myself. I lucked out and found someone before the worst of it set in.

[Appelgren]

And why

I wouldn't , I'm not that interesting as a person.

Yes! It would be the perfect date. We both are intelligent, have sick twisted sense of humor, like the same music and share the same sex fantasies.

What is there not to like?

[Kumorii]

Yes! It would be the perfect date. We both are intelligent, have sick twisted sense of humor, like the same music and share the same sex fantasies.

What is there not to like?

I'm a bad conversation starter so it would just be quiet 90% of the time.

[Appelgren]

I'm a bad conversation starter so it would just be quiet 90% of the time.

Im great at it and considering you are dating yourself you know exactly what topics to go wild with. Its the perfect deal

[josykay]

No, i hate myself. I do not want to ne myself, do dating is out of question

[Venarik]

I would have a brief relationship, establish a rapport with myself..

and since I am terrible friend, I would eventually Ghost myself and never respond back.

Amen brother

[Ara Myrr]

I'm a taciturn misanthrope.

Would be a quiet date, at least. Maybe a hate-fuck.

Doesn't sound to bad actually.

[LiiLoSNK]

Yes. Then I'd kill him and take over his life so that everyone thought I was the real LiiLoSNK.

[Cerilis]

Only if I'd lose some weight. And maybe gain some at the boobs.
I also think I'd drive myself crazier pretty quick.

[Morae]

I think what most people are anwering to isnt what op asked.

If I was someone else than current me and would that person date this me. No. This me would not even take up the offer, if someone asked.

[dacoolist]

I'd fuck myself and then never call.

Exactly! Hit it and QUIT IT

<3

Nice idea of a thread btw OP

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Kind of wondering if this is a subliminal way of asking everyone if they would go fuck themselves. I am probably just over thinking it.

Would I date me, LOL I don't know. Probably Not I am too boring.

I mean troll aside, asking everyone to go fuck themselves kind of sounds like it really is what's happening now that I think about it MATE

[kasuke06]

Rule 63 me? Probably. just straight up extra me? no.

[Donald Hellscream]

Like if I was someone who wasn't me, would I date me? Probably not, as much as I want to claim I am gods gift to mankind, I am not exactly a catch when it comes aesthetics, I weigh around 10 kg. more than I should and my teeth, as a result of injury and lack of proper maintenance as a teen, have seen better days, both are probably quite the turn off, sadly dental work is super expensive so atleast one of those issues can't exactly be solved in the near future.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Exactly! Hit it and QUIT IT

<3

Nice idea of a thread btw OP

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I mean troll aside, asking everyone to go fuck themselves kind of sounds like it really is what's happening now that I think about it MATE

I’ll freely admit I took the bait and it was delicious... I regret nothing!

Although to your other response let’s be honest nobody ever really wants to call anyone. Text is faster and I can’t speak for everyone but just as I go through my contacts to get ready to dial I always hesitate before I dial thinking “do I really want do this” I’m sure that’s just me.

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Maybe. Would it be considered sex or masturbation?

Nope not if there is literally another body as in person. At least that’s my theory