Choose your Superpower!!!! The next person who posts decides under what condition

[Agent Smith]

Rules of this thread are simple

1) Choose your superpower

2) Someone will reply to your superpower choice and tell you under what condition you have that power.

3) People replying, post the condition. Then under that, post your own superpower so that others can take a jab.

Have fun.

[Alex86el]

"magic speech" like the abrahamic god, basically, i say something and it happens.

[Saverem]

"magic speech" like the abrahamic god, basically, i say something and it happens.

It only works if you speak it in an ancient tribal language that died 4000 years ago.


Interdiminsional powers, absolute control over time and space. (If you take it ez on me, I'll teleport you back 4k years so you can learn it )

[Techno-Druid]

It only works if you speak it in an ancient tribal language that died 4000 years ago.


Interdiminsional powers, absolute control over time and space. (If you take it ez on me, I'll teleport you back 4k years so you can learn it )

20% chance of malfunctioning, leading to unintentional teleportations of yourself and/or other objects to entirely random times, dimensions.

My turn: Total invisibility and the ability to pass through inanimate objects.

[enigma77]

Whenever you're invisible you'll have audible bowel movement.

The ability to teleport.

[Trassk]

It only works if you speak it in an ancient tribal language that died 4000 years ago.


Interdiminsional powers, absolute control over time and space. (If you take it ez on me, I'll teleport you back 4k years so you can learn it )

It's only useable within a pocket universe the size of a marble.

Mine: The power to eat any heat level chilli pepper without pain or digestional problems

[zenkai]

It's only useable within a pocket universe the size of a marble.

Mine: The power to eat any heat level chilli pepper without pain or digestional problems

It works but everything else taste hot to you.

Mine: The power to levitate kittens.

[Independent voter]

But it turns you into a pile of kitty litter.

Mine is to be invisible.

[Thekri]

But it turns you into a pile of kitty litter.

Mine is to be invisible.

But the food you have eaten is not.

I can understand any spoken language.

[Okacz]

But the food you have eaten is not.

I can understand any spoken language.

You're deaf.

I can add any property to any object, like "slippery" to floor.

[Raetary]

You're deaf.

I can add any property to any object, like "slippery" to floor.

But said property is also applied to your own physical body.


I can read the minds of others.

[Rhaide]

But said property is also applied to your own physical body.


I can read the mind of others.

But you also transmit knowledge of something embarrassing you did to their mind when you do it.

I can eat whatever I want but not get fat.

[Zaktar]

But you also transmit knowledge of something embarrassing you did to their mind when you do it.

I can eat whatever I want but not get fat.

Everything tastes like chicken.

I can manipulate probability.

[SilverFaerie]

But said property is also applied to your own physical body.


I can read the minds of others.

Except you can't control when the thoughts come and go (which usually drives that person insane in the TV shows or movies).


Being able to remember anything I have experienced perfectly.

[Saverem]

But said property is also applied to your own physical body.


I can read the minds of others.

But you can't choose which thought on which person to read. You are constantly bombarded with the thoughts of everyone within 100 miles of you.



I have super regeneration and adamantium bones.


Edit: I'll do you since you were skipped:

Everything tastes like chicken.

I can manipulate probability.

But that power only works on D&D dice.

[Nastard]

I have super regeneration and adamantium bones.

But you're perpetually stuck living the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie.

I have the ability to propel myself through the air with my farts.

[Saverem]

But you're perpetually stuck living the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie.

I have the ability to propel myself through the air with my farts.

Noooooooooooooo dude! Can you just change it to I die in 5 minutes due to my bones being covered in metal and unable to supply me with fresh blood cells? I'd take death over Origins.

[TristanTaylor]

But you're perpetually stuck living the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie.

I have the ability to propel myself through the air with my farts.

But they're always wet.

Control electricity/lightning.

[Rhovanir]

But you're always wet.

Become invisible at will!

But not your will, someone else's

Immortality

[Trassk]

But not your will, someone else's

Immortality

You live forever, everyone you know dies, your not invincible so any permanent damage means you have that forever, and your live long enough to see the sun die and either caught in its explosion or frozen until the end of time as the earth is hurled into the void of space, or live long enough to be sucked and spat out through a black hole, until everything in the universe is nothingness.

Mine: I can shoot radioactive catfood from my palms