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    Quote Originally Posted by Elegiac View Post
    It's actually a brilliant tactic when you think about it. Trump can bitch about how much of a Nasty Woman she is, but at the end of the day - Pelosi isn't running for President. He'll waste his energy fighting with her.

    Sometimes it's difficult to remember that one typically doesn't become Speaker of the House without being a thoroughly political animal.
    Pelosi has certainly proven her chops over the last few months. Playing Trump like a fiddle, and riding the Impeachment fence perfectly. Gives me hope that we actually won't be living in Gilliad soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skroe View Post
    Are you telling me Trump DOESN'T have a 29.9999999999999999 BMI, and doesn't weight 229 lbs?
    Seriously, I want to get to the bottom of the fake health reports thing.

    I know it's the most trivial of his scandals, but I feel like it's the one that bothers him the most...
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    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
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    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    Seriously, I want to get to the bottom of the fake health reports thing.
    What's the mystery? He asked a doctor to blatantly lie for him and the doctor complied.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skroe View Post
    Are you telling me Trump DOESN'T have a 29.9999999999999999 BMI, and doesn't weight 229 lbs?
    Not only that, he's grown three inches taller since taking office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z-Man View Post
    Not only that, he's grown three inches taller since taking office.
    I'm surprised he hasn't held a press conference yet where he tries to convince us he totes doesn't have a small penis. On that note, the media should bring that up and he would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    I'm surprised he hasn't held a press conference yet where he tries to convince us he totes doesn't have a small penis.
    How quickly we forget.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tojara View Post
    Look Batman really isn't an accurate source by any means
    Quote Originally Posted by Hooked View Post
    It is a fact, not just something I made up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    How quickly we forget.
    Oh right, I forgot we live in bizarro world now. Any stupid thing I imagine Trump has done already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    Oh right, I forgot we live in bizarro world now. Any stupid thing I imagine Trump has done already.
    Trump is the "Simpsons did it!" of stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z-Man View Post
    Not only that, he's grown three inches taller since taking office.
    Trump is a Ork. May the Empeorah have mercy on you Alien lovers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dontrike View Post
    Trump is the "Simpsons did it!" of stupidity.
    Well the Simpsons predicted his presidency, so...
    “Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead.” ~ Emily3, World of Tomorrow
    Quote Originally Posted by Wells View Post
    Kaleredar is right...
    Words to live by.

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    Trump is so terrified and easy to bait into a tantrum I kind of want Pelosi to just whisper stuff like: "We're going ahead with impeachment and Mitch is on board" into his ear a few times so we can watch him unravel entirely.

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    I really can't wait for all the movies that will be made about this presidency. I hope he is forced to watch them in whatever prison day room he is in then if he hasn't had a hamberder induced stroke/heart attack by then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aedrielle View Post
    Oh, the man is obviously in perfect health! A real ubermensch specimen! Only god himself is in better shape.

    And don't let all those times he claims to have forgotten he has one of the best memories ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smityx View Post
    I really can't wait for all the movies that will be made about this presidency. I hope he is forced to watch them in whatever prison day room he is in then if he hasn't had a hamberder induced stroke/heart attack by then.
    I'm still saying Bailey Jay should play Kellyann Conway!
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    Quit using other posters as levels of crazy. That is not ok


    If you look, you can see the straw man walking a red herring up a slippery slope coming to join this conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poopymonster View Post
    I'm still saying Bailey Jay should play Kellyann Conway!
    John Kassir should play her. He has a near decade of similar experience.
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