Trade Your Soul For an Impossible Burger?

[Milchshake]

It would have to be a California Style Impossible Burger, ya know... with avocado!

Rick Wiles warns that plant-based meat alternatives like the Impossible Burger are part of a satanic plot to change human DNA and "create a race of soulless creatures".

End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned on his “TruNews” program last night that the rise of companies like Impossible Foods, which is developing plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products, is part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.

“When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger,” Wiles said. “You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory. This is the nightmare world that they are taking us into. They’re changing God’s creation. Why? Because they want to be God.”




Unfortunately I already traded mine to Slaanesh for some rave-fueled degeneracy back in the 90's.

[Independent voter]

It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.

[draynay]

It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.

Somebody is wrong about Impossible burgers, somebody named you.

[Doctor Amadeus]

LOL hahahahaha LMFAO. Thank you @Slacker76.

I needed this oh dear god. Yeah 400 million is too many

[Socialhealer]

Wow thats some religious nutcase, why aren't people like that in mental hospitals.

[Spiffums]

It would have to be a California Style Impossible Burger, ya know... with avocado!

Rick Wiles warns that plant-based meat alternatives like the Impossible Burger are part of a satanic plot to change human DNA and "create a race of soulless creatures".

End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned on his “TruNews” program last night that the rise of companies like Impossible Foods, which is developing plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products, is part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.

“When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger,” Wiles said. “You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory. This is the nightmare world that they are taking us into. They’re changing God’s creation. Why? Because they want to be God.”




Unfortunately I already traded mine to Slaanesh for some rave-fueled degeneracy back in the 90's.

He is right! Plant-based "meat" is the work of the DEVIL!

[PC2]

It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.

?? Impossible Burger is plant-based. Apparently it's pretty good. I thought it was kind of funny the conservatives over at BlazeTV make fun of vegan food, they did a blind taste test and ended up picking the Impossible Burger as the real one. lol

[shadowmouse]

Bungee: Free food!
Skeptic: Now, bungee, did you miss the part where you have to trade your soul?
Bungee: I'm agnostic.
Skeptic: Well, but don't you think you should play it safe?
Bungee: During my time as an NCO I overheard more than once that I was a soulless bastard.
Skeptic: Be that as it may, there are even a few NCOs who have birth certificates showing their father and mother actually were married. You should still be careful.
Bungee: Look, I'm a retired lawyer.
Skeptic: Right, I see. Free food it is then.

[breadisfunny]

im waiting for a impossible steak.

[Venarik]

I haven't even tried an impossible burger yet, but I'll gladly trade my measly soul for meat that doesn't require killing animals.

[JasonWuzHear]

I haven't even tried an impossible burger yet, but I'll gladly trade my measly soul for meat that doesn't require killing animals.

Unfortunately, when you farm plant foods, you're required to kill animals as well. Sure the animals that are killed are less cute-- bugs, mice, gophers, etc., but all kinds of farming has animal harm. Either you kill them, or they eat your plants.

[Heladys]

I wouldn't trade last night's crap for a meatless burger, let alone anything of value.

[Thirza]

End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned on his “TruNews” program last night that the rise of companies like Impossible Foods, which is developing plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products, is part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God

“When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger,” Wiles said. “You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory. This is the nightmare world that they are taking us into. They’re changing God’s creation. Why? Because they want to be God.”

Sounds like a guy who jacks off into the mayo jar to videos of afraid animals being slaughtered.

[PC2]

I wouldn't trade last night's crap for a meatless burger, let alone anything of value.

But let's say you couldn't tell the difference in a blind taste test. It would simply be irrational to say that it has to come from a slaughtered animal.

[Underverse]

But let's say you couldn't tell the difference in a blind taste test. It would simply be irrational to say that it has to come from a slaughtered animal.

What do you mean? They're fundamentally different foods with different nutritional profiles. As long as there are different protein compositions, one would also have to consider food sensitivities and allergies, which are much more common against plant foods.

[PC2]

What do you mean? They're fundamentally different foods with different nutritional profiles. As long as there are different protein compositions, one would also have to consider food sensitivities and allergies, which are much more common against plant foods.

True those are legitimate reasons. Meat is hard to beat when it comes to protein. The allergy problem makes sense.

[onesBronson]

Sure you can take my soul, I'm hungry.

[endersblade]

It really saddens me that people like this exist in the world. So many things I want to say about it, but I just recently came back from a ban, so I'll keep my mouth shut.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Jokes on them! I’m a ginger and already have no soul!

Too bad James Brown is no longer with us.

[Samuraijake]

why is someone in america always trying to screw someone or other people in america.