Trade Your Soul For an Impossible Burger?

[Dacien]

Isn't there a passage in the Bible that it's not what goes into your mouth that makes you unclean, it's what comes out of your mouth? He should read that passage.

[chazus]

It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.

Show me where on the cow's muscle the Soy grows.

[Thirza]

Show me where on the cow's muscle the Soy grows.

[Gadion]

No, I wouldn't trade my soul for anything (even if it were possible).

No, I do not believe eating artificial food has any effect on the state of your soul.
(Apart from anyone having emotional issues with the origin thereof, but that is a psychological issue specific to them.)

[Orbrim]

I thought it was kind of funny the conservatives over at BlazeTV make fun of vegan food, they did a blind taste test and ended up picking the Impossible Burger as the real one. lol

I usually think these kinds of taste tests are a publicity stunt more than anything. You can also find people who can tell immediately that it's not meat. I'd rather taste it myself before judging, although with these plant based meat substitutes I'm always worried about too much carbs and not enough protein.

[Muajin76]

It would have to be a California Style Impossible Burger, ya know... with avocado!

Rick Wiles warns that plant-based meat alternatives like the Impossible Burger are part of a satanic plot to change human DNA and "create a race of soulless creatures".

End Times broadcaster Rick Wiles warned on his “TruNews” program last night that the rise of companies like Impossible Foods, which is developing plant-based alternatives to meat and dairy products, is part of a satanic plot to alter human DNA so that people can no longer worship God.

“When you go to your favorite fast food restaurant, you are going to be eating a fake hamburger,” Wiles said. “You’re going to go to the grocery store and buy a pound of fake hamburger or a fake steak, and you won’t know that it was grown in some big corporation’s laboratory. This is the nightmare world that they are taking us into. They’re changing God’s creation. Why? Because they want to be God.”




Unfortunately I already traded mine to Slaanesh for some rave-fueled degeneracy back in the 90's.

.....or an impossible donut?

[kail]

It's meat taken from a cow's muscle and grown in a lab. So the guy in the OP article is fundamentally wrong, it's real meat as *** intended.

Wrong burger friend.

[PC2]

I usually think these kinds of taste tests are a publicity stunt more than anything.

Hmm maybe.

You can also find people who can tell immediately that it's not meat. I'd rather taste it myself before judging, although with these plant based meat substitutes I'm always worried about too much carbs and not enough protein.

Yeah he makes good points. Just because it's not meat it doesn't mean it's healthier than meat.

[Calfredd]

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Its Hubcap that didn't read the article and chazus is calling him out on it.

[Salty Maud]

Not into the whole religion or spiritualism crap. So hard yes. I'd gladly go for a more ecologically sustainable vegan meat alternative if they ever actually became palatable.

[morpen]

There is no way I am eating that shit. It is so full of soy, chemicals and additives . I would rather eat rotten meat.

[Mihalik]

Jokes on them! I’m a ginger and already have no soul!

Every time I see or hear of a ginger I am reminded of my ex gfs strange dysotopian fantasies about rounding up gingers and forcing them to breed to replenish the world with gingers. I don't even know if that would work scientifically... Plus that's why we have Ireland.

She was obsessed with gingers and them supposedly vanishing from the gene pool.

[Dacien]

Oh, there are also passages where you should not eat shellfish, I believe...but those things never stopped people (https://11points.com/11-things-bible-bans-anyway/ just one of the many funny lists)

I think that was for the Israelites in the Old Testament, and I'm assuming this guy would call himself a Christian. I don't know anything about him, but most of these types of things usually come from super-fanatical Christians.

[Mihalik]

I wouldn't even taste that shit if it was free.

Don't know what they put in that lab grown meat. If its not meat, its a mix of junk to make it taste like meat and no guarantees that mix is actually healthy.

Lab grown meat is just that. Meat. Protein. It's meat cells grown in a lab in a nutrient solution.

It's nothing really strange to it. I can guarantee you that your average Cheeto or hot dog has more weird shit in it.

Hell, if you live in the US, much the meat you eat isn't even considered fit for human consumption in the rest of the world.

[Hottage]

Souls are a construct of humans to guilt other humans into giving money to large, international corporations.

[Straamibuu]

They sound fun, I should really check if they're over here in the UK

[Galactis]

Sorry no thanks, I like my real meat. no plants involved. I've had turkey burgers, soy burgers, whatever. They taste like crap.

[Calfredd]

Sorry no thanks, I like my real meat. no plants involved. I've had turkey burgers, soy burgers, whatever. They taste like crap.

Turkey isn't real meat?

[Zappidoo]

When you do a blind taste test with just the meat most people will be able to tell the difference immediately. Once you dress it up with a bun and other condiments it becomes less obvious. They also are not healthier in any aspects as far as I can tell. But if for some reason I chose not to eat meat or could not eat it for some reason this would be a decent alternative. I fear a time though, for one reason or another were these alternative food items replace the originals.

[Galactis]

Turkey isn't real meat?

Not for a hamburger it's not. It must be 100% beef and no fillers, no turkey, no soy, no tofu.