How many wipes?

[Frolk]

When you are "done", for those who still use paper.
How many sheets of paper do u use for wiping?
How many wipes in total do u need?
And do you sometimes need to go back for a 2nd wipe?

I personally go for 13 sheets of paper, just so it makes a nice "U" from the roll and down to the floor and up again, fold it twice
3-5 wipes, depending on what ive eaten lately
20% i need to go back for a 2nd wipe shortly after

And you guys?

[tehealadin]

Until I stop seeing shit stains, or they become acceptably faint.

[ghotihook]

There isn't a number. It's till there is no more shit left.
Sometimes 1, sometimes 20+.
You shouldn't ever have to go back.

[Galactis]

When you are "done", for those who still use paper.
How many sheets of paper do u use for wiping?
How many wipes in total do u need?
And do you sometimes need to go back for a 2nd wipe?

I personally go for 13 sheets of paper, just so it makes a nice "U" from the roll and down to the floor and up again, fold it twice
3-5 wipes, depending on what ive eaten lately
20% i need to go back for a 2nd wipe shortly after

And you guys?

I always minimum 3 wipes with at least 3-4 feet of tp. I like a nice ball but not excessively much. I usually wipe down to get the big clumps for the first wipe. 2nd wipe is a good wipe up, and then the 3rd is another downward action. All the while checking each wipe to make sure the shit is less and less each time. Until my bumhole and on the paper is clean without any streaks. Lately I've been going 3 big wipes and then a 4th wipe of a smaller size just to make sure I get in the hole a little bit.


DISCLAIMER: The above referenced is for normal everyday poop. This is NOT "SOP" Standard Operating Procedure after having eaten chili for 2 days. BY NO MEANS the same wipes. I would say at least 12 wipes after that.

Also, "When you are"done", for those who still use paper". Well I'd hope that most use paper? Unless we are just dropping that for the 3 seashells method today? (Reference from Demolition Man). Great movie btw.

Also, if you only wipe once for poop, I will say that's not enough time to ensure cleanliness of butthole. Though, I would love one day to try a Bidet toilet. Going free from TP and having an essentially clean hole, sounds interesting.

I kind of wad up my tp for maximum efficiency.

ALWAYS, 3 wipes.... ALWAYS

[Independent voter]

3 on Uu'nat.

[PACOX]

Eat a balanced diet and you won't have to wipe.

[zEmini]

Overwhiping is a bad habit that is bad for your rectum. You only need 2-3 tops unless you dropped a wet nuke.

[Galactis]

Overwhiping is a bad habit that is bad for your rectum. You only need 2-3 tops unless you dropped a wet nuke.

I disagree. When I wipe, I make sure there is no more streaks. I don't want poop in my butt crap because, if there is it starts to burn and itch a little because, there is still poop there. Feels like you farted and a little came out, which is why I always check after each wipe. Sometimes, two wipes is good if it's a solid poop and the first wipe yields nothing in one direction, I always wipe at least in the opposite direction. Definitely helps to be sure you don't have any poop smear left.

Sometimes, after eating chili I'm wiping all day because, it comes out like liquid paste for days. Wiping a lot and it sometimes leaves a little blood. Can't help it, gotta make sure there is no poop. I have a tough buttcrack, I'm wiping that SOB. Some people I've heard use the back and forth method which I think I sterrible.

[Belize]

Zero. Be brave.

[zEmini]

I disagree. When I wipe, I make sure there is no more streaks. I don't want poop in my butt crap because, if there is it starts to burn and itch a little because, there is still poop there...

You are still overwhiping. The reason why you itch and hurt is likely due to ass fissures on your sphincter. Get some tucks wipes.

[Faenskap]

Previously: three wipes. With an amount of toilet paper that wouldn't clog the toilet. Then I'd use wet wipes (and throw them in the trash) because I never felt clean with just paper. Also, soreness. Typically I'd go once in the morning and maybe once or twice in the afternoon/evening as well

Lately I've eaten more cracker breads. I've become less regular (struggling to go in the morning). The poops are smaller, but require only two wipes (might even get away with just one), and once or twice with wet wipes just for good measure. I don't like the uncertainty of not knowing if I have to go in the morning

I'm also having an issue with what I believe are anal fissures, they come and go. Wiping clean with just paper... No. It doesn't seem healthy because you'd never get all the poop away and then you have shit in your wounds. What

@Gabriel I'd love to get one of those, or those cleaning Japanese toilets! Paper alone just doesn't do it for me

... what the fuck is this thread? :P

[Kontinuum]

I use three seashells.

[Templar 331]

2-5 normally.

[crewskater]

How do blind people know when to stop?

[Reaper0329]

How do blind people know when to stop?

...I've never thought of that. I...guess smell? Maybe noticing the resistance/drag across your ass? I...I don't know. I have questions.

[steristumpie]

Most nights: 1 solid back to front wipe, sniff the paper, fold my junk up, tuck it back between my legs, pull up pants, flush if remember

Spicy food nights: 3 to 4 dabs, cry, promise god I won’t go to porn websites again if he can stop the sting, do handstands in the shower

[StayTuned]

Zero, because I'm not a fucking barbarian.

So you love to have wet shit on your ass?
Nice.

[Forgettable]

I always minimum 3 wipes with at least 3-4 feet of tp.

So this is who is wasting all the toilet paper.

Personally I wipe until it's clean. The number of squares required depends on the thickness of the TP and the variety of poop. Typically 3 squares folded into 1 square (for 3 times thickness) then wipe. Then 2 squares same way, wipe and check. Usually this is enough, but if it's not, continue with 2 squares, wipe, check, until clean.

[Reaper0329]

Most nights: 1 solid back to front wipe, sniff the paper, fold my junk up, tuck it back between my legs, pull up pants, flush if remember

Spicy food nights: 3 to 4 dabs, cry, promise god I won’t go to porn websites again if he can stop the sting, do handstands in the shower

I feel your pain, brother. I decided to go for the "hot" option at our local Thai place about two months ago.

I'm not military, but I love some of their colloquialisms. Here, the best one is "there are no atheists in foxholes."

[Twdft]

Are there still people without wet wipes?