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    Quote Originally Posted by Somewhatconcerned View Post
    I've actually heard his supporters say they like him because "he eats his steak with ketchup like the rest of us."

    LOL
    Patrick Mahomes confirmed for Trump fan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-...ashington-post

    So in addition to a "MOAT FILLED WITH SHARKS WITH FRIKKEN LASER BEAMS", Trump also apparently wanted to arm US soldiers with bayonets at the wall. And he wanted a "human wall" of soldiers at the border.

    Oh yeah, and he still wanted to shoot them. Or at least shoot at them.
    He only wanted to shoot them in the leg, to "slow them down", because he thinks this is an action movie, where people magically get shot in the leg and can still get up and walk away at the end of it.

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    So Trump is basically a cuck. He can't get the job done with what he's got, so he has to have Russia, or Ukraine/China to get the job done. It's too bad he can't satisfy enough without having to get another country to penetrate his base.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beanman12345 View Post
    So Trump is basically a cuck. He can't get the job done with what he's got, so he has to have Russia, or Ukraine/China to get the job done. It's too bad he can't satisfy enough without having to get another country to penetrate his base.
    I chortled. Well done sir.
    Quote Originally Posted by Marjane Satrapi
    The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

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    kinda off topic, anyone else go back to some of the early posts and just laugh at the absurdity of the excuses and reasoning of some people?

    claiming civil war wasn't about slavery
    lots of "he didn't mean that" hand waiving
    promises of what the tax scam is going to do.

    and on and on

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    whoof...this week seems exhausting.
    I bet the GOP is glad that they have the next 2 weeks off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    whoof...this week seems exhausting.
    I bet the GOP is glad that they have the next 2 weeks off.
    if they duck having town halls, then yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadowferal View Post
    whoof...this week seems exhausting.
    I bet the GOP is glad that they have the next 2 weeks off.
    And evidently, I'm about to as well.

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    That was a bit anticlimactic...LOL

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    Well, Skroe is banned again, what else is going to come out? Every time Skroe is banned, something new hits Trump as a scandal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orbitus View Post
    Well, Skroe is banned again, what else is going to come out? Every time Skroe is banned, something new hits Trump as a scandal.
    So, his little post pointing out shit to someone is considered "trolling" but the right wingers here just post conspiracy theories all day and nothing happens? Nice moderation going on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelinrah View Post
    So, his little post pointing out shit to someone is considered "trolling" but the right wingers here just post conspiracy theories all day and nothing happens? Nice moderation going on here.
    You aren't allowed to point out how shit the moderation is, it gets you infracted.

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    And now, the moment that, admit it, you knew had to happen:

    Trump is out of people to nominate. So he's recycling people he fired.

    Former U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) director Francis Cissna, who was ousted by President Trump in May, is now back at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), returning to the policy-making office he worked in before starting his Senate-confirmed position in late 2017.

    "Prior to his appointment as the Director of United States Citizenship and Immigration Services, Francis Cissna was a career official in the Department's Office of Policy, where he has assumed new duties," a DHS spokesperson told CBS News.

    Cissna was pushed out by the White House amid a purge of top DHS officials that also resulted in the ouster of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen and Acting ICE Director Ronald Vitiello. Mr. Trump had announced a "tougher direction" to curb a months-long surge of Central American families heading to the U.S.-Mexico border.

    After Cissna's departure, the White House tapped former Virginia attorney general and immigration hardliner Ken Cuccinelli to fill the position on an acting basis. Since taking office, Cuccinelli has been outspoken in his support for the president's hardline immigration agenda, becoming the de facto spokesperson for the entire DHS and rolling out the "public charge" regulation started under Cissna.
    "Let me guess, the Senate vote for Cissna was on party lines?"

    Cuccinelli has not been formally nominated for the role, which would require confirmation by the Senate.
    "Of course he hasn't even been nominated."

    Yep. Yet another acting role for TV Game Show President.

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    Oh shit Skroe's banned?

    Okay, taking bets that we're actually going to see a secret child scandal come out of the Trump administration in the next two weeks. Anyone?
    Quote Originally Posted by Marjane Satrapi
    The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elegiac View Post
    Oh shit Skroe's banned?

    Okay, taking bets that we're actually going to see a secret child scandal come out of the Trump administration in the next two weeks. Anyone?
    Baron is actual Donald and Ivanka's son and that's why he felt the need to put emphasis on him being Melania's son.

    Is that a good enough secret child scandal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelinrah View Post
    Baron is actual Donald and Ivanka's son and that's why he felt the need to put emphasis on him being Melania's son.

    Is that a good enough secret child scandal?
    To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me. Considering the way he looks and gets all touchy feely with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elegiac View Post
    Oh shit Skroe's banned?

    Okay, taking bets that we're actually going to see a secret child scandal come out of the Trump administration in the next two weeks. Anyone?
    a bastard would only help his standing with his base, the evangelical extremists would just hand wave it way as simply being a fallible man, like they did with the porn star

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelinrah View Post
    Baron is actual Donald and Ivanka's son and that's why he felt the need to put emphasis on him being Melania's son.

    Is that a good enough secret child scandal?
    I was just thinking that no secret child scandal could really top the last week (because we know Trump cheats on all his wives) but your scenario would do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelinrah View Post
    Baron is actual Donald and Ivanka's son and that's why he felt the need to put emphasis on him being Melania's son.

    Is that a good enough secret child scandal?
    That's gross...

    It... would explain why Baron looks like he has autism though :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edge- View Post
    https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-...ashington-post

    So in addition to a "MOAT FILLED WITH SHARKS WITH FRIKKEN LASER BEAMS", Trump also apparently wanted to arm US soldiers with bayonets at the wall. And he wanted a "human wall" of soldiers at the border.

    Oh yeah, and he still wanted to shoot them. Or at least shoot at them.
    So... Trump thinks that the US army has to behave like the Imperial Guard?

    AFFIX BAYONETS! FOR THE EMPEROR!
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