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    Actual True 100% Real Leak

    I can guarantee that all of the following will happen in the upcoming expansion.
    My dad is Blizzard so that's how you know.

    -There will be a new continent you have to level through.
    -There will be 5 or 10 more levels.
    -The HoA is gone and replaced with a new AP grind you will hate.
    -Titanforging is still in. Sockets are still random. Professions are still mostly useless.
    -Warfronts are out.
    -Island Expeditions are out.
    -There will be a new War Campaign style thing.
    -There will be new allied races at some point, each locked behind a delicious rep grind.
    -There will be a new class (or not)
    -It will have 4 raids total.
    -It will have 7 (seven) new dungeons.
    -Talents will not be overhauled, but you might get new ones.
    -Abilities will not be overhauled, and you will not get new ones. You might get old ones back.
    -Classes will be reworked. Shamans will still suck.

    Now for details on the story!

    -It will be poorly written
    -It will feature characters that you don't like.
    -Sylvanas, Vol'jin, Tyrande, and a surprise person (we retconned back to life) will be major characters.
    -There's an overarching villain. We make it seem like he's a big deal, but he goes down like a chump. Like every single big bad since Arthas.
    -Dragons will be involved to some degree.
    -Titan stuff will be involved to some degree.
    -All the characters who were major players in BFA (Talanji, Jaina, etc) are tossed in the trash and play no further role going forward.
    -Magni will still give world quests
    -Khadgar might come back.
    -Lor'themar and Thalryssa hook up. Foreshadowing for a new system where you play wingman for NPCs (Champion! Fetch me some condoms!).

    I can't leak anything else right now guys, J Allen is standing behind my desk and I'm pretty sure I'm about to get a promotion.

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    This is actually, no joke, the most accurate leak we've seen so far.

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    Well at least this one was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    Now for details on the story!

    -It will be poorly written
    -It will feature characters that you don't like.
    This is the real one guys.

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    Champion! Fetch me some condoms!
    Genuinely gave me a bit of a giggle this did. Especially as i can imagine it in lor'themars voice

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    I'm not sure about this one, guys.

    It doesn't mention anywhere that a character(s) is going to suddenly go crazy and become a hardcore villain for no apparent reason OR any shop mounts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    I can guarantee that all of the following will happen in the upcoming expansion.
    My dad is Blizzard so that's how you know.

    -There will be a new continent you have to level through.
    -There will be 5 or 10 more levels.
    -The HoA is gone and replaced with a new AP grind you will hate.
    -Titanforging is still in. Sockets are still random. Professions are still mostly useless.
    -Warfronts are out.
    -Island Expeditions are out.
    -There will be a new War Campaign style thing.
    -There will be new allied races at some point, each locked behind a delicious rep grind.
    -There will be a new class (or not)
    -It will have 4 raids total.
    -It will have 7 (seven) new dungeons.
    -Talents will not be overhauled, but you might get new ones.
    -Abilities will not be overhauled, and you will not get new ones. You might get old ones back.
    -Classes will be reworked. Shamans will still suck.

    Now for details on the story!

    -It will be poorly written
    -It will feature characters that you don't like.
    -Sylvanas, Vol'jin, Tyrande, and a surprise person (we retconned back to life) will be major characters.
    -There's an overarching villain. We make it seem like he's a big deal, but he goes down like a chump. Like every single big bad since Arthas.
    -Dragons will be involved to some degree.
    -Titan stuff will be involved to some degree.
    -All the characters who were major players in BFA (Talanji, Jaina, etc) are tossed in the trash and play no further role going forward.
    -Magni will still give world quests
    -Khadgar might come back.
    -Lor'themar and Thalryssa hook up. Foreshadowing for a new system where you play wingman for NPCs (Champion! Fetch me some condoms!).

    I can't leak anything else right now guys, J Allen is standing behind my desk and I'm pretty sure I'm about to get a promotion.
    See, now this is how you leak an expansion. All 100% accurate facts that will legit happen right here, except for the wingman thing, that's already happened several times in WoW (just look back at all the quests where we had to bring lovers together).

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    100% real in the title. So i'll just belive it.

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    This was pretty funny, I'll admit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    -Classes will be reworked.
    This is how I know this is bogus.
    Nice try.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    I can guarantee that all of the following will happen in the upcoming expansion.
    My dad is Blizzard so that's how you know.

    -There will be a new continent you have to level through.
    -There will be 5 or 10 more levels.
    -The HoA is gone and replaced with a new AP grind you will hate.
    -Titanforging is still in. Sockets are still random. Professions are still mostly useless.
    -Warfronts are out.
    -Island Expeditions are out.
    -There will be a new War Campaign style thing.
    -There will be new allied races at some point, each locked behind a delicious rep grind.
    -There will be a new class (or not)
    -It will have 4 raids total.
    -It will have 7 (seven) new dungeons.
    -Talents will not be overhauled, but you might get new ones.
    -Abilities will not be overhauled, and you will not get new ones. You might get old ones back.
    -Classes will be reworked. Shamans will still suck.

    Now for details on the story!

    -It will be poorly written
    -It will feature characters that you don't like.
    -Sylvanas, Vol'jin, Tyrande, and a surprise person (we retconned back to life) will be major characters.
    -There's an overarching villain. We make it seem like he's a big deal, but he goes down like a chump. Like every single big bad since Arthas.
    -Dragons will be involved to some degree.
    -Titan stuff will be involved to some degree.
    -All the characters who were major players in BFA (Talanji, Jaina, etc) are tossed in the trash and play no further role going forward.
    -Magni will still give world quests
    -Khadgar might come back.
    -Lor'themar and Thalryssa hook up. Foreshadowing for a new system where you play wingman for NPCs (Champion! Fetch me some condoms!).

    I can't leak anything else right now guys, J Allen is standing behind my desk and I'm pretty sure I'm about to get a promotion.
    You're just an actual dipshit, aren't you. This is legit just not funny anymore (not that it was in the first place anyway).

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    I'm not convinced unless the title says "110% real actual true leak 2 - electric bogaloo"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneirophobia View Post
    I'm not sure about this one, guys.

    It doesn't mention anywhere that a character(s) is going to suddenly go crazy and become a hardcore villain for no apparent reason OR any shop mounts!
    Was thinking the same but forgot the shop mounts ! zomg !

  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    -It will be poorly written
    This is the one gents.

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    First time leak season is actually annoying, holy hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    -Classes will be reworked. Shamans will still suck.

    Now for details on the story!

    -It will be poorly written
    Those are the points that convinced me the most.

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    I believe it

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    Sounds like shitty writing again.

  19. #19
    The Shadowlands thread has more credibility than this one due to the image of Bolvar wielding a mace.

    Should have stolen their image and said a security guard leaked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceStormEmployee View Post
    I can guarantee that all of the following will happen in the upcoming expansion.
    My dad is Blizzard so that's how you know.

    -There will be a new continent you have to level through.
    -There will be 5 or 10 more levels.
    -The HoA is gone and replaced with a new AP grind you will hate.
    -Titanforging is still in. Sockets are still random. Professions are still mostly useless.
    -Warfronts are out.
    -Island Expeditions are out.
    -There will be a new War Campaign style thing.
    -There will be new allied races at some point, each locked behind a delicious rep grind.
    -There will be a new class (or not)
    -It will have 4 raids total.
    -It will have 7 (seven) new dungeons.
    -Talents will not be overhauled, but you might get new ones.
    -Abilities will not be overhauled, and you will not get new ones. You might get old ones back.
    -Classes will be reworked. Shamans will still suck.

    Now for details on the story!

    -It will be poorly written
    -It will feature characters that you don't like.
    -Sylvanas, Vol'jin, Tyrande, and a surprise person (we retconned back to life) will be major characters.
    -There's an overarching villain. We make it seem like he's a big deal, but he goes down like a chump. Like every single big bad since Arthas.
    -Dragons will be involved to some degree.
    -Titan stuff will be involved to some degree.
    -All the characters who were major players in BFA (Talanji, Jaina, etc) are tossed in the trash and play no further role going forward.
    -Magni will still give world quests
    -Khadgar might come back.
    -Lor'themar and Thalryssa hook up. Foreshadowing for a new system where you play wingman for NPCs (Champion! Fetch me some condoms!).

    I can't leak anything else right now guys, J Allen is standing behind my desk and I'm pretty sure I'm about to get a promotion.
    This right here proves, more than anything, how the staff here have it in for certain posters. If I had posted this, I'd be infracted at least, and more likely banned. Yet this guy gets to start an account just for the purpose of not only posting an idiotic post, but one mocking other posters. Explain to me how this is at all posting constructively. This guy's first post was to troll. How is that a constructive post AT ALL?
    How joyous to be in such a place! Where phishing is not only allowed, it is encouraged!

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