[EU] Brexit negotiations at a standstill

[AeneasBK]

Brexit was never about Brexit it was always about the Tory party, otherwise it would have been done a long time ago.

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I am curious to see how they bully an opposing parties candidate. I mean what do you actually threaten them with, if your in a different party.

It's Boris Johnson's party, probably just "a few cracked ribs and a couple of black eyes... nothiong they wouldn't get in rugby..."

[Elegiac]

They wait behind the bike sheds and then when an unsuspecting BXP candidate walks past Michael Gove and JRM along with some of the tougher Tories like Angela Leadsom and Priti Patel jump out and demand that the poor BXP candidate hand over their lunch money... I mean... seat.

Okay, that got a genuine chortle out of me.

[mojojojo202]

Ooh....

'Brexit Party tells me it is now compiling a dossier of complaints from its candidates of alleged inducements and bullying from senior Tories to persuade them to step down. @GawainTowler tells me he is “shocked” by what he says this reveals about the “sense of entitlement” in the Conservative Party. “This election was never really about Brexit” he says. “It was all about the Tory Party”. The Conservatives deny all this. But if the mud sticks, @BorisJohnson’s election ambitions will be hurt'

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1195100014663610369

I'd laugh my arse off if Nigel cost the Tories the election and by extension lost Brexit!

The Tories cheated in the last election and weren't punished for it, why wouldnt they do the same thing again?

[Pann]

The Tories cheated in the last election and weren't punished for it, why wouldnt they do the same thing again?

You heard about the Maybot giving Jezza a wedgie too? Outrageous!

Oh, and don't forget about that Tory plant, Tim (or was it Jim?), who encased John McDonnell's stapler in jelly.

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BoJo must have it in the bag now good ol' Tommy has taken some time out his busy court schedule and thrown his weight behind him!

https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/15/tommy...ster-11163778/

...or maybe this is like one of those double-double crosses and Nigel has put him up to it!

I just thought maybe BoJo has offered Tommy a knighthood or something! Arise Sir Steven... er... Tommy... Oh noes!

[kaid]

Ooh....

'Brexit Party tells me it is now compiling a dossier of complaints from its candidates of alleged inducements and bullying from senior Tories to persuade them to step down. @GawainTowler tells me he is “shocked” by what he says this reveals about the “sense of entitlement” in the Conservative Party. “This election was never really about Brexit” he says. “It was all about the Tory Party”. The Conservatives deny all this. But if the mud sticks, @BorisJohnson’s election ambitions will be hurt'

https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1195100014663610369

I'd laugh my arse off if Nigel cost the Tories the election and by extension lost Brexit!

We are in the stupidest timeline so anything and everything is possible.

[Kallisto]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50436252

Guess who is coming to visit to try to help Bojo. Ol Donnie Drumpf

[ranzino]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50436252

Guess who is coming to visit to try to help Bojo. Ol Donnie Drumpf

but it is a NATO summit, which would happen in UK anyway ?


and some nice stuff: first demands for compensations for brexit-related trade disruptions in the mail. perhaps EU should be generous, pay the bill but also takes all the trade goods, thus leave nothing to UK ?

source: https://www.theguardian.com/politics...ade-disruption

[Gorsameth]

but it is a NATO summit, which would happen in UK anyway ?


and some nice stuff: first demands for compensations for brexit-related trade disruptions in the mail. perhaps EU should be generous, pay the bill but also takes all the trade goods, thus leave nothing to UK ?

source: https://www.theguardian.com/politics...ade-disruption

The UK is the one holding everything up, send em the bill.

[Kallisto]

but it is a NATO summit, which would happen in UK anyway ?


and some nice stuff: first demands for compensations for brexit-related trade disruptions in the mail. perhaps EU should be generous, pay the bill but also takes all the trade goods, thus leave nothing to UK ?

source: https://www.theguardian.com/politics...ade-disruption

If it were any other president I'd trust them to just do NATO summit and stay out. But it's Trump, he's obviously going to say "Vote Boris for brexit, the best brexit to get the best deal with Me... Uh the US, the best deal.".

Good interview here by Alistair Campbell with John Bercow.



Love how he calls out my MP (well not at the moment due to there being no MPs but almost certainly will be re-elected) Bernard Jenkin.

[minteK917]

I have a feeling ill be dead before brexit. 4 years lmao.

[Kronik85]

To further the point that nothing is off the table in this bidding war come election campaign the Conservatives attempted a new tact and promised more trees only to one upped by the Lib Dems.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50440867

[Jessicka]

Well you know things mustn’t be going well for the Tories when we need a distraction on the front pages from the Royal Pedo denying he’s a Pedo.

[Pann]

To further the point that nothing is off the table in this bidding war come election campaign the Conservatives attempted a new tact and promised more trees only to one upped by the Lib Dems.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50440867

Awesome! I can't wait for the BXP to enter the bidding fray - I'm expecting free drinks at Wetherspoons before 10am, an England football shirt and a free St George's Cross flag!

[Kronik85]

Well you know things mustn’t be going well for the Tories when we need a distraction on the front pages from the Royal Pedo denying he’s a Pedo.

It's always nice to see that after being accused of a crime you can just say "well I don't remember that" and th n that's the end of it. Considering I don't remember alot of my 20s it's a pretty reassuring feeling.

[Jessicka]

It's always nice to see that after being accused of a crime you can just say "well I don't remember that" and th n that's the end of it. Considering I don't remember alot of my 20s it's a pretty reassuring feeling.

Sure, even better ‘I don’t remember her’, so you don’t even need to deny involvement in a string of coke fuelled orgies with underage sex slaves. Just that you can’t be sure that girl was one of them.

And in other news a Grenfell clad tower block goes up in flames in Bolton. But it’s okay, only student halls and only Bolton, so just ignore that.

[Huehuecoyotl]

Sure, even better ‘I don’t remember her’, so you don’t even need to deny involvement in a string of coke fuelled orgies with underage sex slaves. Just that you can’t be sure that girl was one of them.

"In my defence, I was sleeping with a lot of underage girls at that time. You can't expect me to remember one specific one"

[Pann]

Oooh....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50443430

... who is telling porkies?

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics...p-4m-townhouse

...now where did I put my tiny violin?

[ranzino]

Well you know things mustn’t be going well for the Tories when we need a distraction on the front pages from the Royal Pedo denying he’s a Pedo.

AFAIK Virginia Roberts was 17, that's not pedo. sold for sex is the crime, not her age. age of consent in UK is 16 AFAIK

[Kronik85]

Oooh....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50443430

... who is telling porkies?

I mean...I honestly don't have a clue. It's a fucking rogues gallery of serial liars so I don't know. I guess it hinges on Widdy, she's a deplorable fruitcake but I don't think she's a liar as such but she also isn't saying she was offered a peerage.

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https://www.theguardian.com/politics...p-4m-townhouse

...now where did I put my tiny violin?

At least we know those fees he just grifted are going to a good cause. No doubt he needs the extra cash to get him over the holidays.

[Pann]

AFAIK Virginia Roberts was 17, that's not pedo. sold for sex is the crime, not her age. age of consent in UK is 16 AFAIK

The problem being that alleged act took place under Florida state law where it is illegal.

However it is important to remember that Prince Andrew is innocent until proved otherwise and this has absolutely nothing to do with Brexit so I have no idea how or why this was brought up in the first place.

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I mean...I honestly don't have a clue. It's a fucking rogues gallery of serial liars so I don't know. I guess it hinges on Widdy, she's a deplorable fruitcake but I don't think she's a liar as such but she also isn't saying she was offered a peerage.

I know... right... if was a case of whose lying; Boris or any other person you'd straight away say that it was Boris - and ninety-nine times out of a hundred you'd be correct - but when you add a cad like Nige in to the mix... well you just don't know... do you?

I think maybe we should let Harry Hill sort this one out... there's only one way to find out... FIGHT!

I heard that after watching Widdecombe being dragged around like a wet mop by Anton Du Beke the Cons had offered her position of floor cleaner.