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    Quote Originally Posted by spalernTJ View Post
    Small child with no supervision tortures two grown men for an hour.
    Home Alone!
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Going to admit that I didn't come up with these myself, and most of them are probably going to be easy guesses, but here are a few that I've found amusing:

    - A deadbeat dad meets his grown son for the first time and tries to convince him to join the family business
    - It's about to get very cold, very fast
    - A drug-addicted girl takes advantage of a mentally challenged boy. For three decades
    - A billionaire spends his money cosplaying and beating up mentally ill people
    - A wisecracking boiler technician teaches a bunch of teenagers to believe in their dreams
    - Some friends spend about 9 hours returning jewelry
    - An illegal immigrant evades authorities with the help of a 10-year-old boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidzor View Post
    - It's about to get very cold, very fast
    The Day After Tomorrow

    - A drug-addicted girl takes advantage of a mentally challenged boy. For three decades
    Forrest Gump

    - A billionaire spends his money cosplaying and beating up mentally ill people
    Iron Man? Batman? ....man?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Iron Man? Batman? ....man?
    Batman was the correct answer, but yeah, now that I think about it, that could possibly apply to Iron Man and various other superheroes too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidzor View Post
    - A wisecracking boiler technician teaches a bunch of teenagers to believe in their dreams
    Nightmare on Elm Street (btw, best terrible description of that movie I've seen)
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    - Some friends spend about 9 hours returning jewelry
    Lord of the Rings
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    - An illegal immigrant evades authorities with the help of a 10-year-old boy
    ET or Mac & Me
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    Now this is just blatant trolling, at least before you had the credibility of maybe being stupid.
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    Sometimes you gotta stop sniffing used schoolgirl panties and start being a fucking samurai.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nefarious Tea View Post
    1. 2007 Transformers

    2. Avengers: Endgame

    3. Despite the guess of another poster, I'm pretty sure this is not the Shining, as they're not stalked by hotel guests (of which there are none), but by Jack Nicholson's husband/father character after a mental breakdown. The obtuse language suggests it's science fiction or fantasy but I couldn't say what.

    4. Star Wars Ep. VII

    5. Is this the bumblebee transformers reboot? I haven't seen it.
    3 can be The Shinning as we can be flexible on interpretation. E.g. 2 can't be Endgame cause it's not a baseball glove. I don't remember it mentioning anywhere in the film they have a rare mental condition though.

    5 is Bee Movie (?).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devilyaki View Post
    Rodent help reunite father and son while saving the city from crazy old guy.
    I'd guess Stuart Little? Confess I've only watched it once as a kid and remember nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by det View Post
    The Others?
    Yes! Spot on
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zelk View Post
    Two households, both alike in dignity,

    In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,

    From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

    Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.

    From forth the fatal loins of these two foes

    A pair of star-cross’d lovers take their life;

    Whose misadventur’d piteous overthrows

    Doth with their death bury their parents’ strife.
    Well that's straight out of Romeo and Juliet. Baz Luhrman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheramoreIsTheBomb View Post
    Here’s a hard one.
    Generic guy wants to date generic girl. He succeeds at the end. Movie becomes a well known meme and full of controversy.
    American Pie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by spalernTJ View Post
    Small child with no supervision tortures two grown men for an hour.
    Kevin, Home alone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxtar View Post
    Father after family tragedy goes deep into work and reaches a huge leap.
    I'd say Stargate.


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    A counter-terrorist wants to be a hairstylist.

    He was nice, until it was time to not be nice.

    Two friends forget to stay off the moors, with hairy results.

    A cop without a tumor learns that boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

    A man does some drugs, writes a novel, rules the stock market, drinks some blood, and runs for the United States Senate.
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    Two idiots go across country with a brief case full of money
    No sense crying over spilt beer, unless you're drunk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by det View Post
    Rosemary's Baby?
    That is correct Sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chromell View Post
    3 can be The Shinning as we can be flexible on interpretation. E.g. 2 can't be Endgame cause it's not a baseball glove. I don't remember it mentioning anywhere in the film they have a rare mental condition though.

    5 is Bee Movie (?).

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    I'd guess Stuart Little? Confess I've only watched it once as a kid and remember nothing.
    Not correct

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    A massive invasion is not an emergency. A massive collision is not an emergency. A helicopter crashed...that is an emergency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by det View Post
    Kindergarden Cop (no idea though what the tumor bit is )
    Arnold mentions having a headache, and a boy suggests that he may have a tumor. "It's not a toomah!"
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    Man goes to a party, visits his dad in the hospital, then sits at a desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raelbo View Post
    Interstellar
    First Man.
    Not sure of the rest
    Correct!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheramoreIsTheBomb View Post
    Unsure
    Lotr
    Joker
    Unsure

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    Crazy Grandmother threatens pregnant waitress. Crawls on walls Kills everyone inside before being killed by a frying pan
    1. Ad Astra
    2. Correct
    3. It
    4. First Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anastacy View Post
    New coach...uh...coaches a team of players. And they win some games.
    Like all of sport dramas lol.
    Coach Carter, Moneyball, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spalernTJ View Post
    Small child with no supervision tortures two grown men for an hour.
    Home Alone 1-2



    Here is few next ones I figured out:

    1. The best thing to prevent falling asleep with red-and-green sweater.
    2. Young man has to marry older woman in order to keep his job.
    3. American-German Christmas friendship masterclass.
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    All of a sudden it's very cold in New York

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    Tom Jones tries to help save us from Aliens

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    Woman with pink short hair commits suicide and kills thousands of people.
    "You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation."

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    Quote Originally Posted by valax View Post
    All of a sudden it's very cold in New York
    The Day After Tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orby View Post
    Tom Jones tries to help save us from Aliens
    Mars Attacks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vargulf the Happy Husky View Post
    Two idiots go across country with a brief case full of money
    Dumb and Dumber

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