u find an genie and ur granted 3 wishes what would u wish for?

[Natta Lmo]

i would wish for unlimited money and the others i am not sure of yet...

[Thirza]

1) faster than light technology specifications
2) the cure to cancer
3) the genie free

[Shadowferal]

More wishes.

[Thirza]

More wishes.

In some canon that is how you get turned into a genie and imprisoned in a lamp of your own.

[Lane]

All I'd really need is the ability to travel through time. I suppose I could spend the other two wishes on fluff like being able to fly and breathe underwater.

[Calfredd]

Depends on the type on genie we're talking about here. Is it the kind that takes your wish too literally ("Make me a sandwich" and bam! Now I'm a literal sandwich)? The kind that will use it's own interpretation on how to grant your wish (if I ask to breathe underwater, will he turn me into a fish?)? Is it one of those malicious djinn whose every wish is like a monkey's paw where they'll grant your wish but at a horrible cost (if I wish for the biggest house on my street, he'll burn the other houses down so that only my house is left).

[Kellhound]

1: To know, comprehend, and recall at will the collective knowledge of humanity.
2a: Immortality
2b: With my 20 year old body permanently back and indestructible.

[Doctor Amadeus]

Immortality as I am right now.

Invincibility

The ability to control atoms at will.

[Temp name]

How powerful is said genie? Assuming very:

1: Omnipotence
2 and 3: Who cares, I'm omnipotent

If they can't give omnipotence (or anything else omni-related):

1: To know, and be able to comprehend the sum total of all knowledge in the universe, including other species than humans', from all points in time, with no adverse effects (like my brain collapsing into a black hole from the information density)
2: To be able to manipulate matter at will, and the knowledge of how to do this
3: I don't know, a blowjob or whatever, I'm now basically omniscient and omnipotent.

[PC2]

1. Oracle companion (Isn't "god" but it can still guide me about all things relating to knowledge.)
2. Cure death (if allowed)
2. Star Trek Replicator that's lets me arbitrarily build new things.

Off limits:
Being God and/or invincible.
Free will/consent violation. (immoral)

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How powerful is said genie? Assuming very:

1: Omnipotence
2 and 3: Who cares, I'm omnipotent

If they can't give omnipotence (or anything else omni-related):

1: To know, and be able to comprehend the sum total of all knowledge in the universe, including other species than humans', from all points in time, with no adverse effects (like my brain collapsing into a black hole from the information density)
2: To be able to manipulate matter at will, and the knowledge of how to do this
3: I don't know, a blowjob or whatever, I'm now basically omniscient and omnipotent.

lol @tempname

The point of the game is to try to and make it interesting based on choosing interesting limitations. Being god isn't interesting.

[Azadina]

Being god isn't interesting.

Says you. I'll need the powers though to explore the universe and create new and interesting species in the vastness of it. Maybe I'll create something evil too. Burning legion perhaps.

[Fantomen]

More wishes.

Normaly its not allowed, but noting say you cant wish for more genies

[Amerissis]

i would wish for unlimited money and the others i am not sure of yet...

You should wish for an English course.

[Infraction]

[Kotuthan]

Nothing, because when a Genie grants a wish it messes with Destiny and will backfire or come at a cost.

[Heran]

You should wish for an English course.

Why should she? I bet you can't speak Thai very well.

[Draco-Onis]

Immortality as I am right now.

Invincibility

The ability to control atoms at will.

You want to be Dr. Manhattan

[Osoroshii]

Having seen the Wishmaster movies, I think I'd rather just walk away and let the genie scam someone else.

[Doctor Amadeus]

You want to be Dr. Manhattan

Hahaha never seen the film (The Watchman) but I sort of understand the reference lol

[Belize]

That these threads stop.

[WraithKingOstarion]

Why should she? I bet you can't speak Thai very well.

irrelevant as this website is an english specific speaking website, the thread was created in english and the subsequent replies -- including yours -- are in english.

also i bet you can't speak Nerglish very well, if at all.