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    How do you go to sauna?

    Do you do it the right way or do you it the wrong way?

    right way is being naked
    wrong way is not being naked

    Do you violate sauna protocol?

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    Why would you be naked?

    I always wear something.

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    I wear tassels and a loin cloth.

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    Naked. Who goes in with a towel? Breaks simple sauna etiquette. Same people who shower before they jump into the pool with their underwear or swimwear on.

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    Naked with a Towel around the vitals
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    According to local custom and health regs. In mixed saunas here one wears something.
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    If someone doesnt feel comfortable going in naked then its their decision, there is no right or wrong. Only your mindset is, if you think there is made up "protocol" that you have to be naked.
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    I wear swimming trunks usually. I've been in saunas where nudity is mandatory, except for a towel to cover your shameful parts, but I don't see any reason for this to beneficial in any way. The best way to enjoy a sauna for my part is to do spend all day outside skiing, then going to a scalding hot sauna with a pack of ice cold beer.
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    I just wait until the middle of July and have a natural outdoor sauna for a couple months.
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    Just a c**k ring...

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    Nothing better than sitting in a sauna for like an hour and then immediately run out, fully naked, and dive into the snow. After that, it's time for beers.

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    I'm Finnish I think that is enough said.

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    Naked of course. But its been years since I've been in one..


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    I am naked I bring a towel to sit on because I don't really want to sit where some other person's naked ass sweat all over

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    It's very rare that I go, but I go naked. Nearly everyone else there is naked as well, it's just the normal way to use a sauna.

    I've been to a few unisex ones though(at public baths), in those people wear swimming clothes.

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    Going into a sauna naked is how some pornos start.

    Just sayin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grubenwolf View Post
    Going into a sauna naked is how some pornos start.

    Just sayin'.
    You can take almost any situation and add "that's how some pornos start"

    Ordered a pizza? That's how some pornos start.
    Called a plumber? That's how some pornos start.
    Got a flat tire? That's how some pornos start.
    Need to evict a tenant? That's how some pornos start.
    Unwrapping Christmas presents with your family? That's how some pornos start.
    Choir Practice at church? That's how some pornos start.

    Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it
    Last edited by Egomaniac; 2020-01-14 at 06:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Egomaniac View Post
    You can take almost any situation and add "that's how some pornos start"

    Ordered a pizza? That's how some pornos start.
    Called a plumber? That's how some pornos start.
    Got a flat tire? That's how some pornos start.
    Need to evict a tenant? That's how some pornos start.
    Unwrapping Christmas presents with your family? That's how some pornos start.
    Choir Practice at church? That's how some pornos start.

    Rule 34: If it exists, there's porn of it
    I think I will pass on the last 2.

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    If it’s public one then with a towel/trunks around the naughty bits. Private ones do w/e you want
    My parents used to own one similar to this one but it was self made

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cerilis View Post
    I think I will pass on the last 2.
    #5 is really quite normalized now

    Even coffee commercials use it:


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