I'm loving the Horrific Visions. Just needs some fine tuning though. I failed my 5th run because the Oblivion Elemental chained silence me and killed me, and I couldn't break the effect because the light orbs it spawns were no where in my vision.
Might not be a joke. Seems like the only way for most men to get a girlfriend/wife now a days is to let her sleep with other guys.