SO pathetic...
Blizzard is already selling you max level boosts and this isn't enough for you? You even want them to unlock everything at maxlvl for you too? How about they give you 440 item level too? Like dude, if you don't want to alt, then don't play an alt. If anything at least you get all these rank 1 essences by just doing a variety of the max level content and thus it's not a grind at all.
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You and OP are people that made this game as shitty as it in the first place.