How much toilet paper do you own?

[Shadowferal]

Now that the local store seems to be returning to normal, they've cases of toilet paper and paper towels...
I shall partake in few rolls...just because.

[ranzino]

yay supermarket got TP at 5pm still, seems hoarding business is running dry by now. 8 rolls now on stock.

just for fun and giggles: cashier woman was observant and told the next guy in queue he is to return his package because he purchased TP already today. he did not complain much... seems decent social behaviour is back in town

[zEmini]

Personally I have about 30 rolls. But I have access to towers of it since I work for a Janitorial Supply company. We even own a small paper converter which mass produces rolls for our private label.

Basically, I have more TP then all of you put together.

I am sorry.

[For_The_Horde]

Enough to form into a mighty throne, so I can sit atop it and watch the world burn.

[Thekri]

I have 1 pack of 4 rolls.

Once that's out, I'mma Roman it. As in, sponge on a stick, dipped in saltwater.

A Hamster of culture I see! I did think hamsters didn't actually need toilet paper, but it has been a long time since I have been around them.

Anyway, I am actually fine on TP. I live alone, so I always have a pack in each bathroom, which means I have plenty, since I do most of my pooping at work anyway. If I do wind up having to stay at home I will go through it faster, but I still probably have a solid 3-4 months worth without buying any more.

[PC2]

We always get a few of those massive packs from Costco, in multiple carts. (Long before the virus shenanigans)

I'm sure it comes to around 100 rolls. Preferably I'd keep my Costco trips to a few times per year because I get annoyed as hell when I'm in there with huge crowds of people and they always move 0.1 mile an hour.

Our neighbors are all friends and we all know we can swap staples between each other.

Oh and don't worry about toilet paper, TP producers can easily make more TP than the public can use, just takes time to increase capacity while also also preventing future oversupply.

[Benggaul]

My wife and I generally always seem to have enough for a couple months. When it goes on a deep discounted sale (which the local shop does often), we'll take advantage of it. Why not? It's something that WILL be used and has no expiration date. So we both just kind of shrugged and chuckled a bit at the loonies who think they all of a sudden need to have enough to last until the end of days.

Should we ever run out, we have soft washcloths, soap, water and a bathtub. I do NOT see what the big deal is.

[muto]

Gross!... Just take kitchen paper archs, tear them into smaller ones. Now u have toilet paper sized paper n don't have to go medieval...

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Dude...paper is there so u don't smear poop on ur fingers like a patient at an asylum...u want shower to smell like a toilet?
Use TP and then take shower...

Omg some people...

It doesn’t smell like poop because you use this thing called soap and scissor your crack with your hand.

[Maneo]

I had just bought a 24 pack because my current supply was running low before things got crazy. So I have like 26 rolls and a bidet so me an my family should be fine for awhile.

Everyone should go on Amazon an get themselves a bidet.

[Rexosaurus]

yay supermarket got TP at 5pm still, seems hoarding business is running dry by now. 8 rolls now on stock.

just for fun and giggles: cashier woman was observant and told the next guy in queue he is to return his package because he purchased TP already today. he did not complain much... seems decent social behaviour is back in town

You must live somewhere with reasonable people. I still see hoarding aplenty where I'm at.

[Ali Sam]

Always wondered why people get so much toilet paper. Far more than they actually need.

[melodramocracy]

5 rolls right now. No clue how long that lasts me. The store will have more, just like it did when i restocked on Monday night.

[Poopymonster]

6 rolls currently. Been that way for about 2 or 3 weeks. We have a bidet, just use a square or two of TP to pat dry.

[Mormolyce]

we have a bidet. we still use toilet paper. either to dry after bidet, and/or to well... make it so that there's minimum of crap goes down the bidet. our is a standalone rather then the kind that's attached to the toilet. bidets are awesome, don't get me wrong and you could probably have a towel hanging there if you live alone, and maybe its wasteful, but I'd rather dry with disposable paper. personaly.

Yeah you still need either a towel or toilet paper. But just using it to dry water is a lot less wasteful, gross and ineffective than wiping directly.

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Also, you dont smear the shit around with the paper. You clean it away. Its like when you spill something on your table. You dont spread it around. Thats the wrong way.

Your butt isn't a table and shit isn't water. Also you can see what you're doing when you wipe the table.

Anyway, if someone took a shit on your kitchen table, would you wipe it with a dry piece of paper and then eat off it?

[Morae]

It was an example. Possibly not perfect one. Point being that, people who say toilet paper doesnt work must be doing it wrong somehow. My personal experiences with bidets is that they do not work. You still pick up shit afterwards with paper, if you try.

No one has yet told me how bidet users determine when they are clean.

[Shadowferal]

[Witchblade77]

It was an example. Possibly not perfect one. Point being that, people who say toilet paper doesnt work must be doing it wrong somehow. My personal experiences with bidets is that they do not work. You still pick up shit afterwards with paper, if you try.

No one has yet told me how bidet users determine when they are clean.

soap. i don't know about others, but we use soap.

[Masark]