Haven't you heard, the right gets to determine what all the lefts positions are. So first they tell you what the democrats really believe, and then they tell you why it is awful.
Like Democrats want all the old people to die so everyone else can afford to have nice things! No wait, sorry, that is a GOP position now.
Like Democrats want to spend huge amounts of money on massive corporate bailouts! Wait, sorry, they also took that one at face value now.
Apparently republicans just wind up taking the straw man positions they created to villainize the democrats. They can't even win arguments with their own strawmen.