Originally Posted by
Gasparde
Cooldowns on the GCD are... FINE...
It's the boring ass 1998-game-design bullshit cooldowns a la *you have 15% increased critical strike chance* (on a spec that scales fuck all with crit) that are the problem. It's specs like Arcane & Fire Mage or Frost DK, specs with 5 GCD CDs that all do absolutely nothing when you press the button that are the problem.
Fuck, Paladin Wings are boring as fuck. Woopdeedoo, deal 500% more damage for 20s, that's gonna make my gameplay enjoyment so much more... nothing. Literally, if I played without a dmg meter I wouldn't even really notice that shit. CDs need to have an effect on your gameplay. Explode for phat damage, crazy resource gen, silly stupid procs, extra abilities (HoW / Voidbolt (more frequently than like twice per CD (looking at you stupid HoW with a 7s CD during a 25s CD wooohooooo ACTION))), even just cast while moving... fucking ANYTHING. Like, stuff like adding AP to Celestial Alignment is a neat first step.... but even that is like.... woohoo, after pressing CA I can immediately press Starsurge, awesome gameplay inc - why, instead of buffing damage by 50000%, does it not half the cost of Starsurge, turning me into a fucking starbomberturretfromhell?
People wouldn't be half as mad, fuck, they wouldn't be an eighth as mad if CDs were actually satisfying abilities to use. But these shit ass boring bland 20% stat/dmg/summon adds that shoot 500 dmg Frostbolts CDs are simply not satisfying to press... especially not if you add a 1.5s GCD to each and every single one of them. Fuck, when I press Combustion I want to fucking explode and ignite everything in a 40yd radius around me, make me feel that fucking spell, like, please give some fucking weight to a spell that's called APOCALYPSE, you know, more than just popping 4 zits and then having a bunch of extra white hits popping up. Put some actual goddamn fantasy into those spells for the love of god and prune some of those pointless ass garbage spells like Aspect of the Wild out of existence. Bestial Wrath? Oh, I guess I'm red now and my Kill Command hits for 50k instead of 48k, man, I'm so excited, well worth pressing that button, one can almost taste the adrenaline on their tongue.
And then, with each and every single of these interviews, Blizzard always act like *please give us specific examples* - like, holy fuck, play your own goddamn game, log into any character and press any fucking spell with more than 60s cooldown, if you don't ejaculate immediately that spell is shit ass boring to press and should either not be on the GCD or changed. What fucking more specific examples do they want, need, require, I don't fucking know, this is so immediately obvious from playing any spec for more than 10 minutes - this shouldn't be something that requires 3 years of nonstop community feedback that ultimately results in 1-2 spells getting a 1000dmg proc upon usage. Let a fucking bot go through all the forums and make a word collage from all the cooldown mentions and you'll have all your feedback within 10 minutes, you'll know exactly what to work on - that is if you actually want to be told what to work on, if you actually want to work on syomething.