Why doesn't Anduin marry Yrel?

[Narwhalosh Whalescream]

Let's think of the pros here
https://i.imgur.com/P52BS13.png
7 feet tall space crusader with an armada of crystal spaceships
She's hot
She can reach the light
Her armour is cool
She has a cool warhammer

[Niroshi]

Well, to begin with she's in a pocket dimension right now and seems inaccessible.

[Kumorii]

Does Yrel want to? I'm not one for forced marriages.

[Eapoe]

Because she’s a zealot going around wiping out all nonconverted “heathens,” similar to Hitler, in an alternate universe. Meanwhile, Anduin is someone who wants to preserve life and have everyone live peacefully. He is also a priest, so while using the light and trusting in it he, so far, is not a zealot that believes it is the only way and everyone that disagrees with it or him should die.

[Varodoc]

Because Blizzard doesn't do marriages anymore after that cringe as fuck Thrall and Aggra marriage questline in Cataclysm.

[matrix123mko]

Well, to begin with she's in a pocket dimension right now and seems inaccessible.

This is the only reason but a good one.

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Because she’s a zealot going around wiping out all nonconverted “heathens,” similar to Hitler, in an alternate universe. Meanwhile, Anduin is someone who wants to preserve life and have everyone live peacefully. He is also a priest, so while using the light and trusting in it he, so far, is not a zealot that believes it is the only way and everyone that disagrees with it or him should die.

Hitler didn't give (most of the)Jews an option to become Germans. This is a key difference. Yrel accepts everyone if he only converts.

[Utigarde]

Because he's already got a horned lover to smooch on, and he doesn't have the downside of naaru zealotry, just potential old god madness.

[Erwarth]

Because he will marry Talia

[Protean]

Let's think of the pros here
https://i.imgur.com/P52BS13.png
7 feet tall space crusader with an armada of crystal spaceships
She's hot
She can reach the light
Her armour is cool
She has a cool warhammer

Because she's a gross goat?

[Narwhalosh Whalescream]

Because he's already got a horned lover to smooch on, and he doesn't have the downside of naaru zealotry, just potential old god madness.

Nothing wrong with light zealotry. It can be used for good purposes, like wiping out the undead.

[Playintrafic]

Thats pretty much bestiality.... Shes a space goat.

[un_known]

Let's think of the pros here
https://i.imgur.com/P52BS13.png
7 feet tall space crusader with an armada of crystal spaceships
She's hot
She can reach the light
Her armour is cool
She has a cool warhammer

because Yrel becomes a nut job and proceeds to go ahead with mass Genocide if people don't conform to the light

[Super Kami Dende]

He wouldnt be able to handle her.

[Eapoe]

This is the only reason but a good one.

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Hitler didn't give (most of the)Jews an option to become Germans. This is a key difference. Yrel accepts everyone if he only converts.

That’s the rebuttal you’re going to make? Alright, let me fix it for you. Unlike Hitler, she is more comparable to Constantine I, Theodusius I, and Charlemagne, to name a few. Is that better?
Now that has been fixed, please address the rest of my post where I point out they would be completely at odds with each other, as well as her being a religious zealot that kills anyone who won’t convert.

[Kaver]

Yrel is a space goat... Anduin is not going to want to marry a space goat

[Dalheim]

Because she's a Lunatic of the Light.

[Hellobolis]

She has a cool warhammer

It's quite intimidating if your girlfriends warhammer is bigger than your mace.

[Mic_128]

Reason #1. They have never met.

[Super Dickmann]

Incompatible orientation.

[matrix123mko]

That’s the rebuttal you’re going to make? Alright, let me fix it for you. Unlike Hitler, she is more comparable to Constantine I, Theodusius I, and Charlemagne, to name a few. Is that better?
Now that has been fixed, please address the rest of my post where I point out they would be completely at odds with each other, as well as her being a religious zealot that kills anyone who won’t convert.

Sure. She wouldn't agree with him well. That for sure.

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Yrel is a space goat... Anduin is not going to want to marry a space goat

He likes dwarves and space goats. Some people suggest that he likes male dragons too. For sure, he isn't going to marry a human female.