Monkeys Paw Game

[Wangming]

Twist: She's the Wow alpha female troll

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Wish: two words... bigger swords

Twist: Ironforge gets destroyed when Dun Morogh gets stabbed by a giant sword like the one Sargeras had.

Wish: Pandaren on MU Azeroth get a real proper living racial leader that is affiliated with neither Horde nor Alliance and also IS a Padaren and not a disguised dreadlord or some overly ambitious outsider, and who lives for at least four more expansions.

[Soon-TM]

Blizzard hires GRRM who kills the entire main cast

Well, Danuser is certainly no GRRM, but he has nevertheless managed to kill more than half of the Horde main cast #HordeBias /s

More on topic:

Twist: Mal'ganis appears in SL, but he isn't actually a dreadlord, but some much more ancient entity, who was posing as a dreadlord, for reasons (still) unknown. Something like Samir Duran in Starcraft BW.

Wish: complete world revamp in 10.0, at least Kalimdor/EK.

[Razion]

Wish: complete world revamp in 10.0, at least Kalimdor/EK.

Twist: All zones are now underwater zones.

Wish: World Event Holidays receive significant gameplay and visual updates

[Feanoro]

Wish: complete world revamp in 10.0, at least Kalimdor/EK.

The same team that destroyed good zones and half-assed others conducts the revamp, resulting in every zone being a smoking ruin.

Never mind, Razion not only beat me to it, but did a far better curse!

Twist: Ironforge gets destroyed when Dun Morogh gets stabbed by a giant sword like the one Sargeras had.

Wish: Pandaren on MU Azeroth get a real proper living racial leader that is affiliated with neither Horde nor Alliance and also IS a Padaren and not a disguised dreadlord or some overly ambitious outsider, and who lives for at least four more expansions.

Twist: Pandaria is destroyed by a drunken Panda tourist in Mogushan Vaults, fiddling with the Engine. The leader rises to prominence guiding the evacuation.

Wish: Jaina is finally given treatment for her bipolar disorder that's had her supporting the Horde at times.

[Maljinwo]

Twist: Pandaria is destroyed by a drunken Panda tourist in Mogushan Vaults, fiddling with the Engine. The leader rises to prominence guiding the evacuation.

Wish: Jaina is finally given treatment for her bipolar disorder that's had her supporting the Horde at times.

Twist: She takes control of the Alliance and ends up losing a war against them, with several high ranking Alliance heroes dead

Wish: Gnomes become relevant

[Psykho]

Granted, gnomes are now important but Mekkatorque is replaced with High King Smallduin who is vehemetly anti-tech. Smallduin goes on to convert Gnomeregan to Little Stormwind and Gnomish culture to a generic lords and ladies medieval one. This also means that a Tinker class will never happen so good job, ya goober

Wish: Bards are intoruced as a class

Twist: they have 0 good transmog, and are extremely niche with 0 raid potential

Wish: Warlocks get a demon form spec without having to change anything about demon hunters

[Feanoro]

Twist: they have 0 good transmog, and are extremely niche with 0 raid potential

Wish: Warlocks get a demon form spec without having to change anything about demon hunters

Twist: In demon form, warlocks are fully susceptible to DH abilities, even what would be considered friendly fire.

Wish: Lucille Waycrest doesn't develop amnesia of the entire Alliance quest chain of Drustvar, and thus doesn't make the Horde version of Waycrest Manor canon.