Originally Posted by
bledgor
No its not. The whole side plot to find a single individual who is the only hacker? Oh wait we find random dude 47 in the prison who can do it (also how does Maz Kanata know someone who can handle this, the ONLY person apparently, when it is a new tech, guess she hides it next to her randomly collected lightsaber).
The light speed ram? Yeah for some reason no one has done it before though it allows a much smaller ship to destroy star destroyers and shit, a maneuver you could program bots to try, yeah sure some fail, but if you send 1000s of X wings to kill a few destroyers seems like a win to me.
The whole terrible fucking chase sequence, where no one on the empire thinks to jump ahead and stop them, so we get this dumb long chase sequence in space.
The whole fucking AWFUL humor with Luke was terrible, the fact that Snoke can apparently manipulate Kylo into dark enough thoughts that Luke strikes at Kylo from across the fucking galaxy (like seriously, we now have the ability to corrupt force padawans from across the galaxy, why the fuck didn't Palpatine do this, oh wait he had to slowly in person corrupt Anakin along with circumstances, but apparently in this trilogy all the powers are bumped up to 34).
The terrible and forced as fuck love will win by Rose after she somehow catches Finn who is maxing out his speeder after falling behind him leading to a terrible kiss, and some bullshit ass pull save, UGH. The fact that they have bb-8 act drunk once he puts a box on, yet somehow saves the crew half a dozen times across the movie.
The terrible opening bombing run that uses gravity, IN SPACE.
The Atrocity that is the leading by Holdo. The Leia force pull myself to safety from space after an explosion.
Rei showing another deus ex machina (after mind controlling someone in Episode 7 with 0 Jedi training) manages to lift dozens of boulders after minor training with Luke (good thing we had episode 5 show him struggle with one rock while training with Yoda).
I could go on, but the movie was not worth me writing more even, it tried so hard to be edgy by "breaking out expectations" which I guess worked, because I expected a somewhat boring but coherent story I could enjoy, but instead I got served a giant pile of shit. I won't defend the prequels, and the original had its issues sure, but the originals were still forming the universe, so new things were to be expected. Over half a dozen movies, hundreds of books, probably a hundred games, and so much more story/lore later I expect to have most things firmly set, not new, bad, bullshit being thrown at me. Also since you dont want to add me to the ignore list I'll add you.