View Poll Results: How will you kill Anduin?

Voters
27. This poll is closed
  • Skin him alive and throw him in a salt-pit with spikewalls closing in.

    2 7.41%
  • Let well hung nasty taurens and orcs "have their way" with him until he dies.

    7 25.93%
  • Have him die to STD's from relations from option 2.

    0 0%
  • Make him Orgrimmars only toilet and have him eat to death.

    1 3.70%
  • Let him fall to his death after trolling him into old Dalaran-portal.

    2 7.41%
  • Trick him into eating an infected bat outside Brill.

    0 0%
  • Let a random baby-turtle from Nazjatar kill him.

    2 7.41%
  • Sell his body parts as fish-bait to the Anglers for massive rep.

    1 3.70%
  • Dig him into the ground head up, and let everyone in Orgrimmar teabag him to death

    1 3.70%
  • Tie him up and beat him to death with a teaspoon.

    1 3.70%
  • Force feed him glass.

    0 0%
  • Throw his bruised cut body down the barrel of an outhouse let infections kill him.

    1 3.70%
  • Other - Explain your method of choice.

    7 25.93%
  • Castrate him with a knife infected with deadly viruses and let his body try to "heal" naturally.

    2 7.41%
Page 1 of 6
1
2
3
... LastLast
  1. #1

    How do you want to kill Anduin?

    Now this is something people must have thought of repeatedly through-out the expansions, maybe even in MoP?
    What way would you choose to send Anduin to the Shadowlands? If none of the options suit, be sure to mention your own methods!

  2. #2
    Scarab Lord
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    In the same urn as Vol'Jin
    Posts
    4,595
    Noooooo leave Anduin alone you bastards. He's just a nice kid who maybe doesn't realize what giant assholes a lot of his "allies" are.

    I'm not even really an Alliance player and I like the guy.

    But if I have to send him to the Shadowlands, I guess it's the old "suffocated with a pillow", because it just has a certain charm. "No Anduin, don't struggle, sleep, sleep now...".

  3. #3
    Why is this a question? There's nothing hinting to him being a villain so why kill him?
    Goodbye-Forever-MMO-Champ
    Quote Originally Posted by HighlordJohnstone View Post
    Alleria's whispers start climaxing

  4. #4
    I find fantasising about killing fictional characters very, very weird.

  5. #5
    I am Murloc! KOUNTERPARTS's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
    Posts
    5,542
    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    Why is this a question? There's nothing hinting to him being a villain so why kill him?

    Because there was a "how do you want to kill a Sylvanas" thread, so regardless of Anduin may or may not becoming a villain, people who are Horde players or non-Alliance fans now have a thread to discuss this.

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by KALAMITY View Post
    Because there was a "how do you want to kill a Sylvanas" thread, so regardless of Anduin may or may not becoming a villain, people who are Horde players or non-Alliance fans now have a thread to discuss this.
    There's a pretty big difference between Sylvanus, an already established villain to everyone, and Anduin.
    Goodbye-Forever-MMO-Champ
    Quote Originally Posted by HighlordJohnstone View Post
    Alleria's whispers start climaxing

  7. #7
    I am Murloc! KOUNTERPARTS's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
    Posts
    5,542
    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    There's a pretty big difference between Sylvanus, an already established villain to everyone, and Anduin.

    Be that as it may, that is why the thread was created.

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    There's a pretty big difference between Sylvanus, an already established villain to everyone, and Anduin.
    People don’t have to be villains to die off.

  9. #9
    Stood in the Fire Frinata's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Vancouver, BC
    Posts
    423
    This might be slightly off topic, but Anduin doesn't have to be a villain for him to be killed.

    It could be that he dies to some epic leader of an invading army as he gets disintegrated, after nobly sacrificing himself to save the fleeing Alliance Arm- wait.

    Awesome Sig/Avatar by the lovely Rivellana

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Vidhjerta View Post
    What way would you choose to send Anduin to the Shadowlands?
    I mean... Dude already gets there via being kidnapped, so yeah


  11. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Synical123 View Post
    People don’t have to be villains to die off.
    From my understanding of the OP it means the players sending Anduin to the Shadowlands.
    Goodbye-Forever-MMO-Champ
    Quote Originally Posted by HighlordJohnstone View Post
    Alleria's whispers start climaxing

  12. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    Why is this a question? There's nothing hinting to him being a villain so why kill him?
    Sorry, do only villains get killed in WoW?

  13. #13
    In an elaborate scenario that involves him realizing:
    - that the Horde is, always has been, and always will be a threat to Alliance lives and lands
    - that his self-centered, self-righteous, sanctimonious bullshit cost thousands of lives meaninglessly, for both Alliance and his precious Horde
    - that he repeatedly failed or flat out betrayed his own people and allies trying to "save" the Horde

    Let him die in despair understanding what a complete and utter disaster he's been.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alex86el View Post
    "Orc want, orc take." and "Orc dissagrees, orc kill you to win argument."
    Quote Originally Posted by Toho View Post
    The Horde is basically the guy that gets mad that the guy that they just beat the crap out of had the audacity to bleed on them.
    Why no, people don't just like Sylvie for T&A: https://www.mmo-champion.com/threads...ery-Cinematic/

  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Biomega View Post
    Sorry, do only villains get killed in WoW?
    By the players? Usually yeah.
    Goodbye-Forever-MMO-Champ
    Quote Originally Posted by HighlordJohnstone View Post
    Alleria's whispers start climaxing

  15. #15
    Warchief
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Constantinople
    Posts
    2,066
    Strap him to his throne and force him to watch cut scenese of Trump rallies.
    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

  16. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Biomega View Post
    Sorry, do only villains get killed in WoW?
    By players? Yes.
    A witty saying proves nothing.
    -Voltaire
    winning
    plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose

  17. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Pebrocks The Warlock View Post
    From my understanding of the OP it means the players sending Anduin to the Shadowlands.
    Yeah the shadowlands is where you go when you die. He is asking how you want to kill him off lol

  18. #18
    1) Tie him to a chair 2) Slowly cut off his finger and toe tips 3) Nip him liquid nair, and pressure wash it off, leaving him hairless 4) Surgically remove his nose, lips, tongue, eyes and ears only showing the bare orifices 5) Put him and his chair laid on his back inside a 1728 cubic feet hole in the ground, filled with water up to 1 foot high 6) Let nature take care of him.

    If I got to kill Anduin, that how I would do it. Sedation is optional.

  19. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Synical123 View Post
    Yeah the shadowlands is where you go when you die. He is asking how you want to kill him off lol
    Man I'm really not understanding posts these days. Thank you for the clarification.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Quote Originally Posted by Lavey View Post
    1) Tie him to a chair 2) Slowly cut off his finger and toe tips 3) Nip him liquid nair, and pressure wash it off, leaving him hairless 4) Surgically remove his nose, lips, tongue, eyes and ears only showing the bare orifices 5) Put him and his chair laid on his back inside a 1728 cubic feet hole in the ground, filled with water up to 1 foot high 6) Let nature take care of him.

    If I got to kill Anduin, that how I would do it. Sedation is optional.
    This is just disturbing.
    Goodbye-Forever-MMO-Champ
    Quote Originally Posted by HighlordJohnstone View Post
    Alleria's whispers start climaxing

  20. #20
    The Lightbringer Darknessvamp's Avatar
    10+ Year Old Account
    Join Date
    Oct 2013
    Location
    Hour of Twilight, Caverns of Time
    Posts
    3,798
    Probably by blindfolding him and pushing him off a very high cliff followed by a snide comment about how stones didn't break his bones so the fall might not. Then when he goes to cast slowfall, counterspell it.
    Elune: "My sister needed Anima so I let my favoured people die. What is this 'Maw' you speak of?"
    Daily reminder that Steam has never had a monopoly on PC Gaming, don't mistake age and popularity for domination.
    Because people don't understand words: Forced and Necessity

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •