1. #1761
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    Now that Biden's in, now let's get with the real the liberal agenda:

    1) Piss Christ goes up in the National Gallery
    2) Christmas, abolished
    3) Chick Fil A is forced to open at Sunday
    4) Taco trucks on every corner
    5) Boys and girls forced to wear each other's clothes starting in 1st grade

    What else?

    /s
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  2. #1762
    Quote Originally Posted by PresidentGreymane View Post
    Now that Biden's in, now let's get with the real the liberal agenda:

    1) Piss Christ goes up in the National Gallery
    2) Christmas, abolished
    3) Chick Fil A is forced to open at Sunday
    4) Taco trucks on every corner
    5) Boys and girls forced to wear each other's clothes starting in 1st grade

    What else?

    /s
    Gay wedding cakes for everyone!

  3. #1763
    Quote Originally Posted by Machismo View Post
    Thanks for admitting you were lying.

    You Trumpsters really should get better at telling the truth.
    I'm on Derpleton's side on this one. I laughed when I read it and understood what it meant. And it completely and totally captured the spirit of republicans blaming Biden for stuff that is way out of his control.

    4k people will die today due to the virus. Oh it might be closer to 3k but that is not the point. It is completely and totally obvious that it is not Biden's fault at all, and yet there are those that will blame Biden anyways just for the sheer joy of blaming stuff on Biden. I don't think for a minute that he actually believed at all that it was Biden's fault, or meant to imply it in any way.

  4. #1764
    Quote Originally Posted by Omega10 View Post
    I'm on Derpleton's side on this one. I laughed when I read it and understood what it meant. And it completely and totally captured the spirit of republicans blaming Biden for stuff that is way out of his control.

    4k people will die today due to the virus. Oh it might be closer to 3k but that is not the point. It is completely and totally obvious that it is not Biden's fault at all, and yet there are those that will blame Biden anyways just for the sheer joy of blaming stuff on Biden. I don't think for a minute that he actually believed at all that it was Biden's fault, or meant to imply it in any way.
    Good for you. I look forward to Trumpsters like him bitching and moaning over the next 4 years.

  5. #1765
    Quote Originally Posted by Machismo View Post
    Good for you. I look forward to Trumpsters like him bitching and moaning over the next 4 years.
    Oh yeah, understood. But when he makes fun of his own side, laugh and say thank you for acknowledging at least one of our long standing gripes. And his joke actually WAS pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega10 View Post
    Oh yeah, understood. But when he makes fun of his own side, laugh and say thank you for acknowledging at least one of our long standing gripes. And his joke actually WAS pretty good.
    I'm not sure he's actually making fun of his own side. I think it's more of a matter of him whining that people started blaming Trump from Day 1.

  7. #1767
    Quote Originally Posted by Omega10 View Post
    Very well written.
    Well delivered.

    He trashed Trump and Trump supporters IN THE NICEST WAY POSSIBLE.

    And I am quite happy that he is not underestimating the virus. The US Press to me has been scary talking about the virus as if it's over due to the vaccines. President Biden stated that the virus will have it's most deadly phase coming up, and his tone made it clear he is taking this quite seriously. This to me is quite reassuring.
    I agree with your points on the speech. I expect more. I like to look back at the 1918-1920 "Spanish" Flu epidemic to see some correlations to COVID-19. If they remain the same there should be a large uptick in cases this year. I know there is a vaccine out there now. But I'm not sure that it will get out there in time to quell the numbers. I do not think the numbers will be as high as 1918-1920 due to the advances in medicine but there could be one from what I've read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega10 View Post
    Oh yeah, understood. But when he makes fun of his own side, laugh and say thank you for acknowledging at least one of our long standing gripes. And his joke actually WAS pretty good.
    He wasn’t. That was Shitpost Maneuver #56. Throw out bait, if it gets called for being factless, then claim it’s a joke and receive 14 uncle Trump cuck bucks for powning libtards.

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    Holy shit, a President that can not only walk, but JOG!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Holy shit, a President that can not only walk, but JOG!
    Remember the last time Trump jogged anywhere?

    He's totally doing this on purpose. Just jogging over to fist-bump reporters and shit to flex on conservatives who spent the past year saying he was on his deathbed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belize View Post
    Holy shit, a President that can not only walk, but JOG!
    And ride bicycles, what will coastal elites do next?

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    QAnon followers struggle to explain Biden inauguration

    The biggest problem I can think of in following lie after lie as if it's the truth, is that eventually you have to step outside where reality lives.

    As Trump left the White House for a final time, one post shared on a forum backing the president suggested that he was getting into Air Force One for his own safety — instead of to leave for Florida for his first post-presidency travel.

    A user on another forum dedicated to the "awakening" claimed that the 17 flags on stage as Trump gave his farewell was a coded message, since "Q" — the mysterious figure who posts cryptic messages that serve as the theory's foundation — is the 17th letter of the alphabet.

    “I don’t know how many signs has [sic] to be given to us before we ‘trust the plan,’” another user commented.

    But as Biden’s inauguration continued without incident, the realization that the theory was failing to come to fruition began to set in for some of QAnon’s most ardent supporters.

    Ron Watkins, a former administrator of 8kun, wrote on Telegram that “we gave it our all.”

    “Now we need to keep our chins up and go back to our lives as best we are able,” he wrote to the 120,000 users subscribed to his channel.

    Watkins’s former platform hosts posts by "Q," the anonymous figure behind the theory.

    Another large QAnon group on Telegram closed commenting to give users “a breather” after Biden’s swearing in on Wednesday.

    “Q was a LARP the entire f---ing time,” one forum user wrote moments after the inauguration, referring to live action role playing games.

    One 8kun user lamented that they “thought things would finally change and the deep state would be exposed” on Wednesday.

    “Please, I just can't anymore,” they added.
    But surely, when they all join Trump's Patriot Party (filled with as many cheaters as the New England Patriots) this time it'll work!

    Right? Right?..alt-right?

  13. #1773
    Quote Originally Posted by PresidentGreymane View Post
    Now that Biden's in, now let's get with the real the liberal agenda:

    1) Piss Christ goes up in the National Gallery
    2) Christmas, abolished
    3) Chick Fil A is forced to open at Sunday
    4) Taco trucks on every corner
    5) Boys and girls forced to wear each other's clothes starting in 1st grade

    What else?

    /s
    You forgot the part where we get annexed by China.
    Bandwagon sports fans can eat a bag of http://www.ddir.com/ .

  14. #1774
    Quote Originally Posted by PresidentGreymane View Post
    Now that Biden's in, now let's get with the real the liberal agenda:

    1) Piss Christ goes up in the National Gallery
    2) Christmas, abolished
    3) Chick Fil A is forced to open at Sunday
    4) Taco trucks on every corner
    5) Boys and girls forced to wear each other's clothes starting in 1st grade

    What else?

    /s
    Haha. I was just looking forward to people freaking out about genderless bathrooms. But a national panic about any of these would be amusing too!

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    MSNBC is once against killing it on their coverage. You can just hear the relief in their voices now that adults are once-again occupying the White House.

    (just for shits and giggles, I switched over to Fox and ONN - Fox is covering the same video, different commentary - ONN is replaying Trump's departure and their outgoing messages - fucking hell)

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    Wait they're going into that infested house? oh yeah, they're immune from the trump virus, lucky sobs.

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    Fucking Awesome - Biden calls for coders in hidden message on White House website.

    The recently updated website for President Joe Biden's White House carried an invitation for tech specialists savvy enough to find it.

    Hidden in the HTML code on https://www.whitehouse.gov was an invitation to join the U.S. Digital Service, a technology unit within the White House.

    "If you're reading this, we need your help building back better," the message said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beanman12345 View Post
    Wait they're going into that infested house? oh yeah, they're immune from the trump virus, lucky sobs.
    White House staff spent $500,000 cleaning it after the rats left.

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    The best part about this is late night TV hosts like Colbert will actually have to find new and original material.
    Bandwagon sports fans can eat a bag of http://www.ddir.com/ .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I don’t understand why so many Americans are bothered by genderless bathrooms. They’re so common in the rest of the world.
    It comes from the Conservative side of the country and father's of daughters (). I've experienced genderless bathrooms all my life, since college in the early '90's - even showers (which was...interesting - single stalls, just to be clear).

  20. #1780
    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I don’t understand why so many Americans are bothered by genderless bathrooms. They’re so common in the rest of the world.
    They are actually common in the US too. Family and single-stall bathrooms are everywhere for decades.

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