You can just say you haven't had to search for new employment in the past ten years.
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Again, someone who doesn't live in the real world. Public libraries are often some of the first institutions to be the victims of budget cuts with the reasoning that people don't need them because "everyone has internet at home".
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Cool, your company is clearly run by incompetent people that rely on outdated recruitment strategies. Gonna need to see some evidence your anecdote is applicable to anyone but yourself, though, since small businesses these days actually tend to rely on third party staffing solutions thanks to the internet.