Not the same developers~♫
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These made me chuckle, not gonna lie. The 'A Fungus' one was actually rather... interesting as I thought about it as an actual feature.New Dungeon: A Fungus
Covenants
• Seed of Corruption can now be planted in the Queen’s Conservatory. You monster.
Druid
• Rake no longer smacks you in the face when you step on it.
Shaman
• Venthyr shamans are now provided with a unique therapeutic questline to help them deal with the cognitive dissonance of their Covenant choice.
Warrior
• War Machine has finally stopped blaming itself for what happened to Tony.
"Torturing someone is not an evil thing to do if it is done for good reasons" by Varodoc
"You sit in OG/SW waiting on a Mythic+ queue" by Altmer <- Oh, the pearls in this forum...
"They sort of did this Dragonriding, which ushered in the Dracthyr race." by Teriz <- the BS some people reach for their narratives...
"They should focus on the game more" as if the notes aren't written by some intern or CM during their lunch break.
Formerly known as Arafal
Some actual good ones in there. Had a good laugh
I want the Fungus game made in game
Although not as funny as previous ones, there are some good jokes here. I liked the JRR Martin reference the most.
Druid
Rake no longer smacks you in the face when you step on it.
Innervate has been innovated on, and it now emanates an intimate condensate to mitigate the desolate desiccant before you dehydrate. 2 charges.
I laughed so hard Some really good ones this year!
Priest
Power Infusion now exclusively targets Survival Hunters.
If no Survival Hunters are in your group, Power Infusion is applied to a “random” friendly target.
LOLLLL. Them joking about Survival hunters was the best! Good sign that it's also internally recognized as a failure
Less time spent writing these April's fools jokes, and more time fixing the game.
lol the Warlock one that says "Vile Taint. That's it." haha
Mage patch notes are the best.
That or the one about Storm Earth and Fire.
So many sad boomers who no longer extract enjoyment out of life. See a therapist if an April fools' post triggers you this much.
Well then I'll play. Tell me how long you think this took to come up with? My guess is an intern took half a day...max. In that time, my guess is that 9.1 was delayed by 0 seconds. How long do you think this delayed 9.1?
....and 0/10 for the name thing that you apparently made a whole post just to use....
~steppin large and laughin easy~
Ugh those content jokes were low effort, where's the Bard class and other picture meme quality of past years?
There are some seriously deluded and toxic people in this thread. Some of you either forgot or weren't told, if you are going to be an angry sarcastic whiny child keep your opinion to yourself.
Some of them made me chuckle, the war machine, the shaman/venthyr, and the power infusion on surv hunter.